GRUMPIER OLD MEN
 
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3BEARS.WAV Grandpa: "Somebody's sleeping in my bed and the bastard's still there..." 40.5kb
CHILI.WAV Jacob: "Oh, ugh! What are you feeding this dog?!"  
Max: "Hormel Chili...he likes it"
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CRABS.WAV Max: "You couldn't catch crabs from a ten dollar hooker."  
John: "How is your sister, by the way?"
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FARTED.WAV John: "Get in the car, Max."  
Max: "I can't. I farted and I'm afraid to move."
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HAWAII2.WAV Grandpa: "You know I've been to Hawaii..." 26.8kb
LESBIANS.WAV Max: "...ooo, lesbians, yummy." 12.5kb
QUARTERS.WAV Grandpa: "...if she craps out two dimes and a nickel then you can start worrying." 27.5kb
WISHCRAP.WAV Grandpa: "...well, you can wish in one hand and crap in the other..." 22.4kb
PENIS.WAV Max: "Even your infantile penis jokes seem charming and witty this morning, sir." 12kb
MILK.WAV John: "This milk has chunks in it."  
Max: "What's your point?"
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