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BIKINI.WAV Girl: "I need something I can wear with a bikini."  
Al: "Well that would be me."  
Girl: "Something in black that goes with a bikini."  
Griff: "That would be me."
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CLEANER.WAV Al: "You wanna get somethin' cleaner and greener? Wash my underwear!" 7.43kb
COMEGEEK.WAV Marcy: "Come my geeks! Revenge will be ours!" 12.8kb
DADENEMY.WAV Peggy: "Kids...kids, let's not forget that daddy is the enemy here." 17.1kb
DYNAMITE.WAV Bud: "Are you sure you didn't use too much dynamite?"  
Al: "Son, if dynamite was dangerous, do you thing they'd sell it to an idiot like me?"
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EAGLE.WAV Bud: "Wow! We haven't had a bald eagle spotted in this area for years."  
Marcy: "I know. They're very rare and beautiful, except when they're twitching and hacking their guts out on my lawn..."
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LINT.WAV Al: "Nobody's aked me how my stress is."  
Peggy: "Oh, we're sorry. How's your stress? Lint for brains!"
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MASKS.WAV Al: "...Is your dad there, Peg?"  
Peggy: "Well, how would I know? There's ten thousand people here and they're all wearing masks."  
Al: "So the only one who should be isn't. Goodbye, Peg." 
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MASKS2.WAV Al: "Okay, I'm all through with the poison now. You can take off your masks." Uh, not you, Peg. Yours wasn't working anyway." 16.6kb
NOMAAM.WAV The N.O.M.A.A.M. acronym translation 25.7kb
NOPAIN.WAV Griff: "...Hey, I've got an ex-wife and I work in a shoe store...I feel no pain." 55.7kb
SHOTFOOT.WAV [GUNSHOTS]  
Bud: "Well, at least he didn't shoot himself in the foot."  
Peggy: "Hmph, give him a minute..."  
[GUNSHOT...AL SCREAMING]
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