THE NAKED GUN
 
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ANTHEM.WAV Frank sings the national anthem. 187kb
ARRESTED.WAV Frank: "Just think, the next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested." 9.79kb
BGCHANCE.WAV Ed: "But breaking into Ludwig's office...you're taking a big chance."  
Frank: "I know, you take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in the fan."
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CNTRACTOR.WAV Jane: "How could you do something so vicious?"  
Ludwig: "It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor."
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DRAINO.WAV Frank: "It's true what they say; cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Draino. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside." 20.7kb
EVIDENCE.WAV Frank: "Hey! Look at that, the missing evidence in the Kelner case. My God, he was innocent."  
Ed: "He went to the chair two years ago, Frank."
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FLUIDS.WAV Jane: "I had a wonderful day, Frank. I can't believe we just met yesterday."  
Frank: "You really mean that, Jane? You're not just saying that because we exchanged bodily fluids?"
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BOY_GIRL.WAV Frank: "Same old story; boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl. Girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day." 32.9kb
LUCKYWMN.WAV Jane: "I've loved you since the first day I met you and I'll never stop. I'm a very lucky woman."  
Frank: "So am I."
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MESSAGE.WAV Ludwig's Flunky: "I have a message for you from Vincent Ludwig [YELLS AND FIRES GUN]!"  
Frank: "I'm sorry, I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!"
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ORGASM.WAV Frank: "By the way, I faked every orgasm." 10.3kb
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