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| AIR2NERD.WAV | Bart: "Target sighted,
launching air to nerd missile." [CRACK] Lisa: "OOWWW!!" |
8.52kb |
| ELEVATOR.WAV | Abraham Simpson: "This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awwwful mess down there." | 15.8kb |
| EVLCLOWN.WAV | Rod Flanders: "Wow,
a clown! Do you think he's evil?" Todd Flanders: "He smells evil." Rod: "Should we tell Daddy?" Todd: "No, let's poke him a little while longer." |
32.3kb |
| GOINDOWN.WAV | Mindy Simmons: "I guess
we'll be goin' down together, I mean getting off to-- I mean."
Homer: "That's okay, I'll just push the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator." |
18.9kb |
| HEALTHY.WAV | Homer: "Doncha have
anything healthy here?" Apu: "Ooo well, we do have some low salt candy bars and some reduced fat soda, AND our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free." |
24.2kb |
| IGNORANT.WAV | Abraham Simpson: "You're ignorant!" | 3.36kb |
| KRUSTY.WAV | [THE KRUSTY LAUGH] "HEY, HEY (somethin', somethin', somethin')!!" | 6.75kb |
| LLPLOOZA.WAV | Abraham Simpson: "Hey everybody! I'm gonna haul ass to Lollapalooza!" | 11.5kb |
| NAKED.WAV | Gill: "You're young, successful, you're naked. You want a car with a radio, right? You kids like music, right...?" | 22.2kb |
| PORNO.WAV | Colonel Hapablap: "Porno, porno PORNO!" | 5.22kb |
| TREASURE.WAV | [ONE OF BART'S DAYDREAMS]
Pirate Captain: "Argh, now we bury the treasure." Possible Cabin Boy?: "Ah, captain, captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time we use it to buy things? You know, things we like...[GUNSHOT]" |
59.3kb |
| TVMUTANT.WAV | Chief Wiggum: "GOTCHA, haha, ya TV hatin' mutant." | 8.19kb |
| UNSEXY.WAV | Homer: "Think unsexy
thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts."
Barney: "Da da, da da de da da...da da, da da [BELCH!]" |
23.2kb |
| GARAGE.WAV | Chief Wiggum: "....the garage...hey fellas, the garage...? Well, ooh la dee da Mr. Frenchman..." | 25.5kb |
| HELIUM.WAV | Side Show Bob: "[VOICE HIGH FROM HELIUM] All Springfield trembles before the might of Side Show Bob! Blasted helium! Shoo shoo shoo shoo shooo....HA ha, that's better!!" | 31.1kb |
| JEANS.WAV | Chief Wiggum: "That's
some nice work there, Simpson, but we can't hold 'em, there's no evidence."
Homer: "Yes there is. There's a garage full of counterfeit jeans." Chief Wiggum: "Uhh, they've uhh, mysteriously, umm, disappeared [SOUND OF A FLY ZIPPING UP]..." |
27.2kb |
| KILLIT.WAV | Mr. Burns: "Hello children,
I bring you love." Groundskeeper Willy: "...ahh, it's a monster, kill it, KILLL IT!!" |
35.6kb |
| KNOCKDUP.WAV | Homer: "...It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up." | 26.7kb |
| PETE.WAV | Bart: "Ahoy, have you
seen this man?" Captain McAllister: "Y'ar, that's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels. Pete, ya got some customers...!" |
34.1kb |
| PINKO.WAV | Homer: "Go back to Massachusetts, pinko!" | 6.66kb |
| SPOCKDOG.WAV | Hot Dog Vendor: "Hey
Spock, whadaya want on your hot dog?" Leonard Nimoy: "Surprise me." |
8.78kb |
| WKUPDEAD.WAV | Homer: "People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow." | 15kb |
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