| 2DOLLARS.WAV | The Paperboy: "Two dollars!" | 3.95kb |
| 7YEARS.WAV | Charles Dumar: "Lane, I've been going to this high school for 7 and a half years. I'm no dummy." | 19.1kb |
| BACON.WAV | Mr.
Meyer: "What is that...?" Mrs. Meyer: "...you said you didn't like all the grease from fried bacon, so I boiled it." |
36.2kb |
| BLEWUP.WAV | Lane: "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." | 4.97kb |
| BROKEUP.WAV | Mrs.
Meyer: "Hello Lane, how was your day?" Lane: "Beth broke up with me." Mrs. Meyer: "Oh, that's nice." |
15.3kb |
| CRISMISS.WAV | Mrs. Smith: "Do you have Christmas in France...? Crisssmiss...CRISMISS!" | 37.4kb |
| FMLYCRSS.WAV | Lane: "...my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out and hijacked a school bus full of penguins..." | 37.2kb |
| NASLSPRY.WAV | Lane: "I'll be as bad as my neighbor Ricky Smith, who sits around crocheting all day and snorting nasal spray..." | 22.7kb |
| THROWUP.WAV | Lane: "...got a nervous stomach...don't wanna throw up in the chairlift again..." | 16.6kb |
| TURN.WAV | Charles Dumar: "Go that way, really fast, if something gets in your way...turn." | 19.1kb |
| WHITEBOY.WAV | Utility Worker: "Man, now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that." | 15.8kb |