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| 1BUNGHOL.WAV |
Beavis: "I am Cornholio.
You will cooperate with my bunghole. For there is but one bunghole...the
Almighty bunghole..." |
24.5kb |
| ANNOUNCE.WAV |
Butt-head: [OVER P.A. SYSTEM]
"Uhh, attention...attention. We're looking for the chick with big boobs."
Beavis: "Yeah, yeah. We
are ready to do you now." |
32.3kb |
| PRESDENT.WAV |
Missile Command H.Q.: [PRESIDENTIAL
HOTLINE RINGS] "Yes, Mr. President."
Beavis: "I am Cornholio!
My bunghole, it goes: rawwwrroorrrd-d-d...[MISC. BEAVIS NOISES]." |
37.9kb |
| CAVITY.WAV |
Agent Flemming: "So,
are you gonna tell us where it is or am I gonna have to have Agent Hurly
over there give you anther cavity search?"
Dallas: "Mmm, is that a
promise?" |
23.2kb |
| CAVITY2.WAV |
Agent Flemming: "National
security is the responsibility of every American. Bork..."
Agent Bork: "Cavity search?"
Agent Flemming: "Deep and
hard." |
19.1kb |
| CONFSION.WAV |
Parishioner 1: "Forgive
me Father, I've sinned. I, uh, I-I slept with a woman, and uh..."
Butt-head: "Really? Was
she naked?"
Parishioner 1: "Well, yes,
Father. Please forgive me."
Butt-head: "Cool! Could
you, like, see her boobs?"
Parishioner 2: "Uh, I'm
sorry, how many Hail Mary's?"
Beavis: "A thousand! And
I want you to hit yourself, right now...!" |
84.6kb |
| FOREIGN.WAV |
Cornholio keeping up on foreign
relations. |
76.5kb |
| GODDAM.WAV |
Hoover Dam Tour Guide: "...now,
can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas?"
Beavis: "Um,
yeah, um. I just have a question...is this a God dam?" |
67.4kb |
| GRINGO.WAV |
Beavis: "I am The Great
Cornholio! I'm a gringo...I have no bunghole." |
14.6kb |
| PICATA.WAV |
Beavis: "I am Cornholio!
I need picata for my bunghole!" |
9.79kb |
| POOP2MCH.WAV |
Martha: "You have to
speak up, son. I have this ringin' in my ears. My doctor says it could be
related to my heart palpitations."
Beavis: "Really? I poop
too much..." |
54.9kb |
| SCORE.WAV |
Beavis' heartfelt and compassionate
speech about how he'll never score. |
120kb |
| SEAGULL.WAV |
Mr. Van Driessen's "Lesbian
Seagull" in it's entirety. |
137kb |
| SENTENCE.WAV |
Agent Bork: "You know
that guy who's camper they were whackin' off in?"
Agent Flemming: "Bork!
You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. Never
end a sentence with a preposition..." |
49.9kb |
| SHTUPBVS.WAV |
A futile request of Beavis by
Butt-head. |
19.6kb |
| SLOTS.WAV |
Martha: "Are you two
headin' for Las Vegas?"
Beavis: "Yeah, we're gonna
score."
Martha: "Oh, well I hope
to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots."
Beavis: "Yeah, yeah, I'm
hoping to do some sluts too..." |
72kb |
| TP.WAV |
Beavis: "Will there be
T.P....for my bunghole?" |
7.51kb |
| UNIT.WAV |
Agent Flemming: "All
right, where's the unit?"
Butt-head: "Uhh, my unit?
In my pants..." |
54.7kb |
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