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| BEDSTRYD.WAV | Stewie: "I offer you one last chance for deliverance. Return my mind control device or be destroyed." | 15kb |
| BEERGAME.WAV | Quagmire: "Hey, who
wants to play 'drink the beer?' Peter: "Right here [GULP]." Quagmire: "Heh, you win!" Peter: "Alright, what do I win?" Quagmire: "ANOTHER BEER..." |
31.2kb |
| BRNINHEL.WAV | [ARROWS ZINGING BY]
Lois: "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room." Stewie: "Why don't you burn in hell!" |
12kb |
| DAMNUALL.WAV | Stewie: "Victory is
mine!" [SCAMPERING AWAY...EXPLOSION] Stewie: "AHHH...damn you all!!" |
14.5kb |
| DAVIDPNS.WAV | Lois: "Peter, you bought
the statue of David?" Peter: "No, no, no, I just rented it." [PAUSE] Peter: "And they're gonna be ticked though, the penis broke off while I was loadin' it into the car." |
19.6kb |
| OHBLAST.WAV | Stewie: "Ohh, blast you and your estrogenical treachery!!" | 7.51kb |
| TYRANNY.WAV | Stewie: "And now you contemptible harpy...I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!" | 9.97kb |
| VICTORY.WAV | Stewie: "Victory is mine...AUGH!" | 5.9kb |
| WELFARE.WAV | Peter: "We're officially on welfare. Come on kids, help me scatter car parts on the front lawn." | 10.4kb |
| WELLWELL.WAV | Stewie: "Well well, mother...we meet again!" | 8.7kb |
| WOMB.WAV | Stewie: "Damn you, vile woman!! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!" | 11.5kb |
| BEAMGOD.WAV | [SCREECHING OF CAR TIRES...THUD]
Meg: "Oh my God, I hit William Shatner!" William Shatner: "Light growing dimmer...can't breath. Beam me up, God." |
30.8kb |
| BEBAD.WAV | Stewie: "Time to be bad!" | 4.71kb |
| BEERMONY | Peter: "...I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money." | 42kb |
| BROCCOLI.WAV | Lois: "Sweetie it's
broccoli. It's good for you. Now open up for the airplane...rrreerrrrrrrrrr..."
Stewie: "NEVA! Damn the broccoli, damn you and damn the Wright brothers!" |
25kb |
| ENSIGN.WAV | William Shatner as Captain
Kirk: "Alright men, this is a dangerous mission and it's likely
one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr.
Spock, Doctor McCoy and Ensign Ricky." Ensign Ricky: "Aw crap." |
28.5kb |
| EXPIRES.WAV | Lois: "C'mon Stewie,
you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables."
Stewie: "Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires. And you've got a good 40 years on me, woman!" |
25.5kb |
| FNSH_OFF.WAV | Lois: "Stewie, I expect
you to finish off your vegetables." Stewie: "Oh, rest assured you relentless heroine. I expect I shall finish them all off...and you as well." |
21.9kb |
| FORECAST.WAV | Stewie: "Forecast for tomorrow...a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom." | 15.6kb |
| GETRICH.WAV | Peter: "Hey, it's Quagmire
the wacky next door neighbor. What's he up to this time?"
Quagmire: "I'm goin' to work." Peter: "Huhhuhhuh...him and his crazy get rich quick schemes." |
20.9kb |
| HUMP.WAV | Brian: "Hey barkeep! Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?" | 8.27kb |
| KLONDIKE.WAV | Klondike Bar commercial parody | 45.3kb |
| MOCKING.WAV | Stewie: "Excellent...the weather machine is nearly completed. What do you say to that broccoli? [LONG PAUSE] Stop mocking me!" | 19.1kb |
| NEWS.WAV | Anchorman Tom: "...'course,
no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say.
I'm the Lord, Jesus Christ! Think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets,
how 'bout you, Diane? Anchorwoman Diane: "Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people." [LAUGHING IN UNISON] |
43.3kb |
| SCOOBY.WAV | A Scooby Doo parody | 37.7kb |
| SESAMEST.WAV | Stewie plotting an assassination? | 35.1kb |
| VICTORY2.WAV | Stewie: "Victory shall yet be mine." | 7.25kb |
| WHO_HELL.WAV | Stewie: "Who the hell do you think you are?!" | 5.73kb |
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