GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM
 
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BOOGALOO.WAV [CRONAUER AS LAWRENCE WELK]  
Cronauer: "Thank you for that lovely tune. That funky music will drive us 'til the dawn. Let's go. Let's boogaloo 'til we puke."
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DEVIL.WAV Cronauer pretending to play a record backwards 15.6kb
DIKE.WAV Cronauer on "protective dykes" 34.6kb
ELMERFUD.WAV Cronauer: "Quick news flash: former president Eisenhower actually cartoon character Elmer Fudd..." 19.6kb
ENEMY.WAV Cronauer poking fun at ARMY intelligence 53.2kb
WEATHER.WAV Cronauer: [AS WALTER CRONKITE] "Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon..." 25.2kb
TOHELL.WAV Cronauer: [AS GOMER PYLE] "Oh you're goin' straight to hell for that one!" 6.75kb
VIETNAM.WAV Cronauer: "GOOOOODMORNING VIETNAM!!!" 11.3kb
VIETOZ.WAV Cronauer making a twisted comparison between the land of Oz and the DMZ 48.3kb
VP.WAV Cronauer: "Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC he could end up an MIA and we could all be put on KP." 26kb
WAIT2DIE.WAV Wil (Vietnamese student): "I'm waiting to die." 4.2kb
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