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BRAHEAD.WAV Wyatt: "By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?  
[PAUSE]
Gary: "Ceremonial."
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BUTTWAD.WAV Chet: "You're stewed buttwad!" 5.22kb
CHETLAFF.WAV Chet's sickening laugh 26.8kb
DICKWEED.WAV Chet: "Hey that looks pretty good! Now make yourself one...DICKWEED [LAUGH]!" 27.8kb
GOODRMNN.WAV Chet: "Goodmorning, turdbrain." 4.21kb
KNEED.WAV Gary: "Check this shit out, listen to what she did to me..."  
Lisa: "She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody."
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LICENSE.WAV Gary: "Hey, he don't even have his license, Lisa!" 7.51kb
MANIACS.WAV Lisa: "So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?" 11.5kb
MORGUE.WAV Chet: "You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue." 10.8kb
NUTS.WAV Wyatt: "He used to like a girl named Lisa."  
Lisa: "Oh yeah? Old girlfriend?"  
Wyatt: "She kicked him in the nuts."
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PUKES.WAV Chet: "He pukes, you die." 5.73kb
QUEAZY.WAV Chet: "Feelin' kinda queazy? How 'bout a nice greeezy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?" 27.8kb
REAL.WAV Gary: "We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt. I want her to live. I want her to breathe. I want her to aerobisise." 18.9kb
SPIT.WAV Chet: "You spit in this?" 2.43kb
TELLIN.WAV Chet: "I'm tellin mom and dad everything. I'm even considering making up some shit!" 15.3kb
TOASTER.WAV Gary: "I can't believe this shit, I can't believe this. Did you get a free toaster with this too?" 13.6kb
UPMYASS.WAV Gary: "Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass but other than that I'm perfect!" 8.52kb
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