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| BABY_SE.WAV | Ike: (in baby talk, of course) "Donkey raping shit-eater." | 5.48kb |
| BALDWIN.WAV | Billy Baldwin: "Baldwin residence. No, this is Billy Baldwin. If you want Daniel Baldwin call his extension, STUPID!..." | 54.7kb |
| BFD.WAV | Cartman: "Mr. Mackey,
can I ask a question?" Mr. Mackey: "M'kay, what?" Cartman: "What's the big, fuckin' deal, bitch?..." |
13.6kb |
| BITCHSNG.WAV | Cartman's famous "Kyle's Mom's A Bitch" song | 202kb |
| BLAMESNG.WAV | The "Blame Canada" song | 211kb |
| BOYTANO.WAV | The "Brian Boytano" song | 215kb |
| BROOKFRT.WAV | Brooke Shields: "I
farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon." [LONG PAUSE...SLAP] |
17.1kb |
| BRYNADMS.WAV | Interviewer: "But,
Mr. Minister, it isn't like this film is the first troublesome thing to
come out of Canada. Let us not forget Brian Adams."
Canadian Minister: "Now, now, the Canadian government has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions." |
21.9kb |
| CLITORIS.WAV | Stan: "Chef, how do
you make a woman like you more than any other guy?"
Chef: "Oh that's easy, you just gotta find the clitoris." Stan: "Huh?" Chef: "Whoops." Stan: "What does that mean: 'find the clitoris?" Chef: "Uhh...forget I said anything." |
27.8kb |
| CMANCOCK.WAV | Cartman: "Shit-faced cockmaster." | 4.71kb |
| FARTFIRE.WAV | Kenny going up in flames | 91.5kb |
| FKNFGIT.WAV | Gregory: "I must say,
I don't think I belong with these rogues. I attended school at Yardale
and had a 4.0 grade point average." Cartman: "You're a fuckin' faggot, dude." |
15.1kb |
| FORENSIC.WAV | Spelling bee gone awry with foul language | 30.3kb |
| FRAGILE.WAV | Mr. Mackey: "Well I
guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children
see Terrance and Phillip." Cartman: "Everybody's fucking seen it." Mrs. Cartman: "Eric!" Cartman: "I'm sorry, I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind." |
24.7kb |
| FUCK.WAV | All the kids wondering why the fuck the word "fuck" is so wrong to say | 87.7kb |
| FUCKGREG.WAV | Stan: "But, Wendy,
what about Gregory?" Wendy: "Oh Stan, I never really cared for Gregory." Stan: "You didn't?" Wendy: "No, dude, fuck Gregory. Fuck him right in the ear." Stan: "Yay, thank you, clitoris." |
22.4kb |
| GIRAFFE. WAV | Mole: "If anything
goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."
Stan: "What's a dying giraffe sound like?" Mole: [MAKES DYING GIRAFFE SOUNDS] Stan: "Kay..." |
21.9kb |
| HAPICAMP.WAV | Announcer: "...all Canadian-American citizens are to report to one of these death camps right away. Did I say death camps? I meant happy camps." | 30.3kb |
| JEWCANDY.WAV | Kyle: "Let me have
some candy, Cartman." Cartman: "Oh, lets see...uhhh nope, I don't have any Jewish candy." |
11.3kb |
| KENYHELL.WAV | Kyle: "Thank you, Kenny."
Stan: "Yeah, thanks for goin' back to hell for us. You're a real pal." |
9.79kb |
| KICKBABY.WAV | Kyle and Ike playing "kick the baby" | 29.3kb |
| MKAYSONG.WAV | The "M'kay" song | 276kb |
| MOLE1.WAV | Stan: "Why are you
grounded?" Mole: "Why? Because God hates me, that's why. He has made my life miserable. So I call him a cock-sucking asshole and I get grounded." |
19.4kb |
| MOLE2.WAV | Stan: "Hey, Mole...do
you know where the clitoris is?" Mole: "Ze what?" Stan: "The clitoris. I have to find the clitoris so I can get this Wendy girl to like me-" Mole: "HEY, you need to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes! Because I am not going to be grounded again, not for you, not for anybody!" |
31.6kb |
| MOLE3.WAV | Mole: "...You must
shut off the alarms, I fucking hate guard dogs!"
Cartman: "I heard you the first time you British piece of shit *BZZZ* eeeeyahh!" |
35.1kb |
| MRHAT.WAV | Satan: "Hello, what's
this? Hi there, little guy. Would you like to go to hell with me?"
Mr. Hat: "Sure, I bet we can be best friends, Mr. Satan." |
29kb |
| POTATO.WAV | Doctor: "...Son, I have some bad news. We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato and you have about three seconds to live..." | 46.6kb |
| RETARD.WAV | Mr. Garrison: "Okay
children lets start the day with a few new math problems. What is five
times two...? [LONG PAUSE] C'mon children don't be shy, just give
it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?" Clyde: "Twelve?" Mr. Garrison: "Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard." |
39.7kb |
| RIMJOB.WAV | Sheila Broslowski: "What
the heck is a 'rim-job?" Cartman's Mom: "Oh, why that's when you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass." |
13.8kb |
| SADDAM1.WAV | Satan: "Meet Saddam
Hussein, my new partner in evil." Saddam: "Move over Satan, you're hoggin' all the fun. Yeah, yeah, man this is gettin' me so hot!" Satan: "Saddam, would you let me do my job, please." Saddam: "C'mon, rub my nipples while I torture this little piggy." Satan: "Saddam, could I talk to you over here for a second." |
50.6kb |
| SADDAM2.WAV | Saddam: "Yeah, yeah,
man I'm getting so hot, let's fuck!" Satan: "Do you always think about sex? I'm talking about very important stuff here..." |
67.9kb |
| SHELLEY.WAV | Stan: "Shelly, where's
the clitoris?" [SHELLY SMASHING A CHAIR OVER STAN'S HEAD] Shelly: "Now you all just sit there and keep your mouth's shut while I go listen to my Britney Spears records." |
24.7kb |
| SS1.WAV | Satan trying to have a "nice" conversation with Saddam | 81.9kb |
| SS2.WAV | Saddam wants to celebrate getting new luggage for the trip up to Earth | 80.6kb |
| STANBARF.WAV | Stan vomiting | 5.73kb |
| SUPRSONG.WAV | Big Gay Al's "I'm Super" song | 203kb |
| TOUCHME.WAV | Cartman: "Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Who wants to touch me? [LONG PAUSE] I said, who wants to fuckin' touch me!" | 15.8kb |
| TP_1.WAV | Terrance: "You're such
a pig-fucker, Phillip!..." Phillip: "...Terrance, why would you call me a pig fucker?" Terrance: "Well, let's see...first of all, you fuck pigs." Phillip: "Oh yeah..." |
43.kb |
| TP_2.WAV | Terrance: "Well, Phillip,
I hope you've learned something through this whole experience."
Phillip: "I did, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting, dickbutt, fuckface." |
15.6kb |
| TP_3.WAV | Terrance: [LIGHTS HIS
FART ON FIRE] [LAUGHING IN UNISON] Phillip: "You burned yourself to death by lighting your fart...ahhhhahahaaa!" Terrance: "I sure did, Phillip." |
19.4kb |
| UFER_RAP.WAV | The Terrance and Phillip "Uncle Fucker" song...hip hop style. | 25.5kb |
| UNCLFUKR.WAV | The Terrance and Phillip "Uncle Fucker" song | 156kb |
| UPTHERE.WAV | Satan's "Up There" song | 295kb |
| VCHIP.WAV | Cartman gets a V-Chip | 84.9kb |
| VCHIP2.WAV | Stan: "What's the matter,
Cartman?" Cartman: "It's this V-Chip, I hate it. I can't say any dirty words." Kyle: "Really? So you can't say 'fuck?" Cartman: "No." Kyle: "And you can't say 'shit?" Cartman: "Nope." Kyle: "So you can't say: 'I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest, fucking piece of shit in the world?" Cartman: "FUCK YOU! *BZZZT* Eeeyah!" Kyle: "Dude, sweet." |
35.1kb |
| WIN98.WAV | The General: "Fucking
Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here! You told us Windows 98 would be faster
and more efficient with better access to the Internet!"
Bill Gates: "It is faster. Over five million-" [GUNSHOT] |
39.2kb |
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