Hello. My name is Helen Clarke and I’ve been a chlorofile for 1 month now.

  Where do you live in Aomori?

Opposite Japan Swimming School in Aomori-shi.

Where are you from?

Nottingham, England. Famous for Robin Hood!

Where were you born?

In Hospital

What do you like the most about yourself?

My jokes.

What don't other people like about you?

My jokes.

What is your greatest extravagance?

My jokes.

What is your favorite journey?

To the pub.

What is your greatest fear?

Big hairy spiders and being burnt alive!

Which living person do you most admire?

The modern day Robin Hood.

Which living person do you most despise?

The terrorists who planted the bomb in Ireland.

What trait do you most deplore in others? Egotism, spite and hate for no reason.

What is your greatest regret?

My goggles falling off while skydiving! …And not learning to twist my legs round my head!

Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "Nihon-go wakarimasen" or "you know what I mean."

What is you most treasured possession?

My barraca.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what would it be?

BIG HAIRY NASTY SOMETHING! Oh… that’s what I am now.

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?

BULLDOG! GRRRR!

How would you like to die?

Happy!!! In the throws of ecstasy.

What is your motto?

CARPE DIEM (Seize the day!)

 

Favorite

Actor/Actress: Wesley Snipes

Color: red

Movie:Color Purple

Author: Roald Dahl "The Twits!"

Book: Gone With the Wind

Poet: Glyles Branough "o wet pet" (p.t.o.)

Sport: SUMO!

Musical Group: Sade

TV Show: The Dukes of Hazard (I would like to climb through windows like Luke & Duke)

Flavor: Ketchup

Restaurant:"Betty’s Pub"

Publication (journal, magazine, newspaper, etc.) Playgirl! July last year was good.

Most Handsome Man: David Ginola

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