Pc feb 15 1999 SCOTT: YEAH. SO THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? RIGHT. YEAH, OK. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU. GOOD-BYE. LUCY: OK. TELL ME. CAN ELLIS MANUFACTURING HANDLE OUR ORDER? SCOTT: YES, THEY CAN. LUCY: OH. WELL, THANK GOODNESS. SCOTT: WELL, WE WILL HAVE TO CHARGE $500 A DRESS TO BREAK EVEN. LUCY: FIVE -- WELL, WE CAN'T DO THAT. I MADE THIS DRESS TO BRING ROMANCE INTO ALL WOMEN'S LIVES, NOT JUST RICH ONES. SCOTT: I KNOW. I KNOW. LUCY: OK. OK. WHAT ABOUT YOUR OVERSEAS CONNECTION? SCOTT: OH, YEAH. WE CAN GET IT DONE REALLY CHEAP IF YOU DON'T MIND 8-YEAR-OLDS SITTING IN SWEATSHOPS BEING PAID, LIKE, 35 CENTS A DAY. LUCY: OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. OF COURSE I MIND THAT. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT TO GET OUR SERENA DRESS MADE? SCOTT: BECAUSE WE'RE IN A BIND. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, PEOPLE LIKE TO STICK IT TO YOU. THAT'S MANKIND. AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MANKIND -- LUCY: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SCOTT: LISTEN TO ME. LUCY: JUST TELL ME -- TELL ME FIRST -- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WE JUST RECEIVED A ZILLION MORE ORDERS, AND IF WE DON'T GET THAT DRESS MADE, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REFUND ALL THAT BEAUTIFUL MONEY. VICTOR and MARY: ü I COME FROM ALABAMA WITH MY BANJO ON MY KNEE ü MARY: OH, THAT'S TOO HIGH. KEVIN: OH. YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND WHEN I INVITED YOU AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND. EVE: I KNOW. BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT THE LIMO BROKE DOWN. AND, BESIDES, WE'LL BE AT LAKE RAINES ANYTIME NOW. KEVIN: YOU KNOW WHAT? EVE: WHAT? KEVIN: I SAY FIRST THING WE DO WHEN WE GET THERE -- EVE: MM-HMM? KEVIN: RIGHT INTO THE HOT TUB. EVE: OH, THAT SOUNDS HEAVENLY. YOU KNOW THE SECOND THING? KEVIN: HMM? EVE: ROOM SERVICE. KEVIN: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE THIRD THING? EVE: HMM. KEVIN: VICTOR. EVE: WHAT HAPPENED? KEVIN: VICTOR, WHAT'S WRONG? VICTOR: I -- I -- I THINK I -- I TOOK A WRONG TURN. KEVIN: WELL, WE DON'T HAVE TO STOP. JUST KEEP GOING TILL WE FIND A PLACE TO TURN AROUND. VICTOR: NO. I MEAN I THINK I REALLY TOOK A WRONG TURN. I DON'T EVEN THINK WE'RE ON A ROAD ANYMORE. ALL I KNOW IS IT'S SO NARROW OUT THERE THAT I CAN'T GO FORWARD. KEVIN: WELL, WHY DON'T WE JUST BACK UP? VICTOR: WELL, I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S PITCH-BLACK. I CAN'T SEE A THING. EVE: WE'RE STUCK HERE? VICTOR: JUST UNTIL MORNING. WE NEED DAYLIGHT, AND THEN WE'LL KNOW WHERE WE ARE. KEVIN: GREAT. [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NCI'S CORPORATE PARTNERS] LUCY: OK. LET'S REGROUP. T'S THINK. UM, LET'S SEE. WE DID HAVE A LEGAL CONTRACT WITH THE MANUFACTURER, RIGHT? SO WHY CAN'T WE JUST SUE HIM TO ENFORCE IT? SCOTT: WE COULD DO THAT, AND WE WOULD WIN. HOWEVER, IT WOULD TAKE ABOUT THREE YEARS TO GO TO TRIAL. LUCY: OH, GREAT. JUST GREAT. PEOPLE LOVE THIS GOWN, YOU KNOW. THEY ARE RESPONDING EXACTLY THE WAY I KNEW THEY WOULD, SO WHY CAN'T I GET THIS DARN DRESS MADE? SCOTT: AH, IT'S JUST A MONKEY WRENCH IN THE WORKS HERE. WE'LL GET THROUGH IT. THERE'S BEEN WORSE THINGS, YOU KNOW. COME ON, THINK OF THE ALLIGATORS AND THE SNAKES AND THE HURRICANE, HUH? SO THESE FEW PRODUCTION PROBLEMS AREN'T GOING TO CAUSE US TROUBLE, NOW, ARE THEY? LUCY: RIGHT. RIGHT. RIGHT. SCOTT: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. WAIT, WHOA. WHAT'S THE HORSEPLAY HERE? LET ME LOOK AT THEM. SERENA: UM -- SCOTT: LET ME LOOK AT THEM. SERENA: WE HAVE VIDEOTAPES. WE'RE GOING TO WATCH THEM IN MY ROOM. SCOTT: HMM. THESE ARE CORNY LOVE STORIES. WHAT'S UP? SERENA: UM, WE'RE MAKING VALENTINE'S CARDS, AND WE NEED IDEAS. NEIL: RIGH YEAH. SCOTT: OK. WHEN YOU GET THEM ON, LET ME KNOW. I'LL BRING UP SOME POPCORN OR SOMETHING. SERENA: THANKS, DAD. LUCY: HMM. HMM.Y CARDS. WOULDN'T IT BE NICE IF WE COULD JUST FORGET ALL THAT TROUBLE THERE AND GO HELP THEM? SCOTT: YES, IT WOULD. BUT WE HAVE TO FOCUS. FOCUS. LUCY: OK. RIGHT. RIGHT. WE ARE PUTTING OUR HEADS TOGETHER TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEM. SCOTT: MM-HMM. LUCY: WE'RE BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL. WE'RE BURNING THE CANDLE AT BOTH ENDS. WE'RE SOLVING PROBLEMS. THIS IS GETTING TO BE KIND OF LIKE THE OLD DAYS, ISN'T IT? SCOTT: OH, YEAH, THE OLD DAYS. WE WERE RIGHT THERE ON THE EDGE, AND WE USED TO TAKE THESE BREAKS ALL THE TIME. REMEMBER THOSE BREAKS? BUT NOW, WITH THESE KIDS RUNNING ABOUT, WE HAVE TO CHOOSE OUR BREAKS AT THE RIGHT TIME. LUCY: OK. WELL, THEN LET'S PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER AND FIND A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM. SCOTT: LET'S PUT OUR LIPS TOGETHER. LUCY: OK. MMM. NEIL: "A TOUCHING LOVE STORY, BOTH TENDER AND BITTERSWEET." YUCK. SERENA: WE'RE NOT WATCHING MOVIES TO BE WATCHING MOVIES. WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE LUCY MOVE BACK WITH DADDY AND ME. NEIL: MAYBE WE COULD SPEAK TO KAREN. SERENA: WHY? NEIL: TO FIND OUT HOW SHE GOT JOE TO MOVE BACK IN WITH HER. SERENA: JOE AND KAREN ARE GETTING MARRIED. NEIL: DUH. I KNOW. HE'S MY DAD. SERENA: HOW CAN JOE BE YOUR DAD? NEIL: WELL, MY MOM WAS ALREADY PREGNANT WHEN SHE MARRIED MY DAD, JOHN KANELOS. AND SHE WAS PREGNANT BECAUSE OF JOE. SERENA: OH. WELL, THAT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW LUCY'S MY MOMMY BECAUSE SHE CARRIED ME IN HER TUMMY WHEN MY REAL MOMMY DIED. NEIL: I GUESS. SO, WHAT CAN WE DO TO GET LUCY TO MOVE BACK IN? SERENA: WELL, SHE WON'T MOVE BACK UNTIL DADDY MARRIES HER. SO WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE DADDY ASK HER. HOW ABOUT "GHOST"? NEIL: "GHOST"? SERENA: TWO PEOPLE GOT BACK TOGETHER BECAUSE OF A FORTUNE TELLER. NEIL: I DON'T KNOW A FORTUNE TELLER. DO YOU? SERENA: I'VE GOT AN IDEA. MARY: WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? VICTOR: WELL, WE MUST HAVE A LEAK IN THE PROPANE TANK BECAUSE IT WAS FULL WHEN WE LEFT, BUT IT'S EMPTY NOW. EVE: WHICH MEANS? VICTOR: NO PROPANE, NO HEAT. EVE: THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID IT MEANT. MARY: YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T PACK ANY WARM CLOTHES IN YOUR BAGS? EVE: WELL, KEVIN DIDN'T REALLY THINK WE NEEDED ANYTHING WARM. KEVIN: WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY PLAN ON BEING STRANDED IN AN UNHEATED MOTOR HOME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. MARY: I HAVE AN EXTRA JACKET. COME ON BACK WITH ME. EVE: OH, GOOD. VICTOR: I'VE RUINED THE WEEKEND. KEVIN: NO, NO. WE'LL JUST GET TO LAKE RAINES TOMORROW. IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT. VICTOR: AND TONIGHT WON'T BE WHAT EITHER OF US EXPECTED. KEVIN: SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH YOU. WHAT IS IT? VICTOR: I WAS PLANNING TO PROPOSE TO MARY TONIGHT. KEVIN: YOU WERE GOING TO ASK HER -- VICTOR: SHH! EVE: WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK, DARLING? KEVIN: OH. VERY CHIC. EVE: THANK YOU, THANK YOU. LISTEN, I HATE TO BRING THIS UP, BUT I NOTICE THAT THERE'S ONLY ONE BED BACK THERE, SO WHERE ARE WE ALL GOING TO SLEEP? VICTOR: OH, I HAVE A TENT I CAN PITCH. MARY AND I WILL BE FINE OUTSIDE. KEVIN: OH, NO, NO, NO. SAY NO MORE. EVE AND I WILL TAKE THE TENT. VICTOR: BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO TOOK THE WRONG TURN. KEVIN: AND THE ONLY REASON THAT WE'RE HERE AT ALL IS BECAUSE THE TWO OF YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY TO RESCUE US FROM A STRANDED LIMOUSINE. EVE: WELL, LISTEN, IF YOU TWO WANT TO ROUGH IT, YOU GUYS TAKE THE TENT OUTSIDE, AND MARY AND I WILL SLEEP IN THE BED. KEVIN and VICTOR: NO. MARY: OH, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES. LET'S FLIP A COIN. HERE. ALL RIGHT. YOU READY? CALL IT. VICTOR: HEADS. KEVIN: OH, LOOK AT THAT. IT'S HEADS. WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS, EVE, YOU AND I ARE GOING OUT IN THE TENT. YOU GUYS GET THE MOTOR HOME. VICTOR: MONK, YOU -- KEVIN: NO, NO, NO. REALLY. I INSIST. VICTOR: THANK YOU. WHEN I BITE INTO A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE, I GET THE SENSATION I'M RIDING... THE LUGE! RACING AT OVER 100 MILES PER HOUR AS THE WIND WHIPS OVER MY BODY! YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIE. GET THE SENSATION. O> OF ALL THE THINGS WE MIGHT PUT HONEY IN, THE BEST MAY BE NEW HONEY COUGH. INTRODUCING THE FIRST LINE OF COUGH DROPS AND COUGH SYRUP COMBINING EFFECTIVE MEDICINE WITH REAL HONEY. TO RELIEVE EVEN THE WORST COUGHS. [ Cough ] NEW HONEY COUGH. FROM THE MAKERS OF ROBITUSSIN, MMMM ! NATURALLY. IT'S A FEVER. AN EARACHE. EVERY MINUTE SHE FEELS BAD IS A MINUTE TOO LONG. USE CHILDREN'S ADVIL. SO FAST ON FEVER, IT CONTROLS IT FASTER THAN CHILDREN'S TYLENOL. LASTS UP TO 8 HOURS. CHILDREN'S ADVIL: &2ddpúú|rr????!33 NESTLE FLIPZ. THEY'RE COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE. IT'S NATIONAL PRETZEL WEEK. DO THEY HAVE THAT ? RO LD GOLD PRETZELS AND NESTLE MILK CHOCOLATE. I EAT A BAG A DAY. BUT HEY, IT'S NIGHTTIME. NESTLE FLIPZ. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE ? EVE: SO, WHERE WERE YOU TWO HEADED? MARY: NO PLACE IN PARTICULAR. HE JUST WANTED TO GET AWAY. EVE: THAT VICTOR -- HE'S QUITE A CARD, ISN'T HE? MARY: HE'S SO SWEET AND SO GENEROUS, AND HE'S SO THOUGHTFUL. EVE: AND I THINK SOMEBODY HAS A CRUSH. MARY: HERE I AM, A MATURE WOMAN WITH TWO GROWN SONS, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I -- I FEEL LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL OF 16. I'M WORRYING ABOUT THINGS I HAVEN'T WORRIED ABOUT IN AGES -- LIKE HOW'S MY HAIR LOOKING? IS MY MAKEUP OK? DID I JUST SAY SOMETHING STUPID? EVE: WELL, GEE. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL FELT THAT WAY. MARY: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE CLLINS MEN. VICTOR: I AM NOT WITHOUT EXPERIENCE WHERE WOMEN ARE CONCERNED, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MARY, IT'S AS IF I WERE BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN. I -- WORRYING ALL THE TIME. IS MY HAIR ALL RIGHT? ARE MY CLOTHES OK? DID I JUST SAY SOMETHING STUPID? KEVIN: YOU'RE IN LOVE. VICTOR: I AM? KEVIN: YES, YOU ARE. AND I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. VICTOR: WELL, I JUST -- I WANT ONLY FOR HER TO BE HAPPY. KEVIN: WELL, FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, MARY IS VERY HAPPY TO BE WITH YOU. VICTOR: THEN -- THEN YOU THINK SHE'LL ACCEPT? KEVIN: I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. VICTOR: THAT REALLY WORRIES ME. KEVIN: WELL, NOW YOU LOST ME. VICTOR: WELL, I MADE SUCH A MESS OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE. I COULDN'T STAND IT IF I BOTCHED THIS ONE UP, TOO. KEVIN: OH, BUT, VICTOR, YOU'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON YOU WERE THEN. YOU'VE LEARNED FROM YOUR MISTAKES. VICTOR: I'D LIKE TO THINK I HAVE, BUT -- KEVIN: ALL RIGHT, VICTOR. YOU RAISED ME. I KNEW YOU THEN, AND I KNOW YOU NOW. YOU'VE BECOME A GOOD FRIEND AND A LOVING FATHER. AND I THINK MARY SCANLON WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU AS A HUSBAND. VICTOR: THANK YOU, SON. KEVIN: GOOD LUCK. LUCY: ALL RIGHT. NEIL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE INCREDIBLE ZELDA, FORTUNE TELLER EXTRAORDINAIRE. IF YOU DO AS SHE ASKS, SHE WILL -- WILL -- SERENA: Astonish you with her magical powers. NEIL: ASTOUND YOU WITH HER MAGICAL POWERS! SCOTT: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY? LUCY: I DON'T KNOW. SO, ZELDA -- TELL ME. CAN YOU SEE INTO THE FUTURE WITH YOUR MYSTICAL POWERS? SERENA: THAT IS WHY I AM HERE. SCOTT: DO YOU SEE A DECENT HAIRCUT IN MY FUTURE? LUCY: OH. MAYBE ZELDA CAN SEE A MANUFACTURER FOR MY SERENA DRESS. SCOTT: WELL, THAT WOULD TAKE MYSTICAL POWERS. NEIL: ZELDA NEEDS COMPLETE SILENCE FOR CONCENTRATION. LUCY: OH. OK. SERENA: OH, MY. LUCY: "OH, MY" WHAT? WHAT DO YOU SEE? SERENA: I SEE A WEDDING. SCOTT: WHOSE WEDDING? SERENA: LUCY COE AND SCOTT BALDWIN. SCOTT: TOGETHER THEY'RE MARRIED? SERENA: YES. SCOTT: OH. HMM. NEIL: REALLY? EUREKA -- I SEE IT, TOO. SCOTT: I -- DON'T SEE ANYTHING. SERENA: I CAN, CLEAR AS DAY. SCOTT: HMM. WAIT -- WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. I DO SEE SOMETHING. I SEE TWO LITTLE KIDS RUNNING UP THE STAIRS, BRUSHING THEIR TEETH, AND GETTING READY FOR BED. SERENA: YOU DON'T SEE THAT. SCOTT: YES, I DO. CRYSTAL BALLS -- THEY DON'T LIE. NOW, YOU TWO GET UPSTAIRS, AND NO TOWEL-SNAPPING. LUCY: BUT, ZELDA, THANK YOU FOR YOUR MIRACULOUS, AMAZING, ASTOUNDING SHOW. YOU AND YOUR -- YOUR ACCOMPLICE THERE. IT WAS GREAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD NIGHT. SCOTT: GOOD NIGHT. SERENA: YOU'RE WELCOME. NEIL: THINK IT WORKED? SERENA: NO. BIG, OLD HONKING NO. LUCY: CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE TWO? SCOTT: NO, I CAN'T. [TELEPHONE RINGS] LUCY: THE PHONE. SCOTT: OH -- LUCY: GET IT, GET IT, GET IT. SCOTT: HELLO. YEAH. NO, IT'S NOT TOO LATE. YEAH, OK. SOUNDS ALL RIGHT. TOMORROW MORNING. I'LL SEE YOU ABOUT 9:00 A.M. OK, GOOD. BYE. LUCY: UH, WHO WAS THAT? SCOTT: THAT WAS MR. FERRAR. LUCY: WAS THAT THE MANUFACTURER YOU SPOKE WITH THIS MORNING? SCOTT: UH-HUH. THE NUMBERS -- THEY ALL SEEM TO WORK OUT. HE'S ONBOARD. LUCY: ONBOARD? OH! OH! YOU DID IT, YOU DID IT. YOU DID IT! WE GOT IT! SCOTT: WE DID IT. WE DID IT. COME HERE. HE THINKS THAT THAT DRESS OF YOURS IS A GOLD MINE. LUCY: OH, I COULD JUST KISS YOU. SCOTT: OK. LUCY: OK. SCOTT: OK. LUCY: OK, OK, OK, OK. THIS IS YOUR NOSE WITH NIGHTTIME NASAL CONGESTION. THIS IS YOUR NOSE WITH A BREATHE RIGHT NASAL STRIP. BREATHE RIGHT LIFTS OPEN YOUR NASAL PASSAGES WITH A SIMPLE SPRING-LIKE ACTION, WHICH HELPS TO RELIEVE NIGHTTIME NASAL CONGESTION. BREATHE RIGHT. ( crashing, punching, grunting ) FIGHTING TARTAR? ( punching, grunting ) BRUSHING MAY NOT BE ENOUGH. ( THAT HELPS FIGHT TARTAR BUILD-UP: NEW TARTAR CONTROL LISTERINE. IT HAS THE SAME GERM-KILLING POWER AS REGULAR LISTERINE PLUS HELPS FIGHT TARTAR BUILD-UP BETTER THAN BRUSHING ALONE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO FIGHT TARTAR, MAKE IT AN UNFAIR FIGHT. NEW TARTAR CONTROL LISTERINE. LOOK FOR A MONEY-SAVING COUPON IN THIS SUNDAY'S PAPER. HEY, PARKAY, WHAT'S THE WORD ? BETTER. - BETTER ? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY, "BUTTER" ? - BETTER. BUTTER. BETTER. LOOK AT HOW YOU MELT. JUST LIKE BUTTER. MMM. YOU REALLY DO TASTE BETTER. BUTTER ! THE FLAVOR SAYS-- BUTTER. HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS. WHEN HERSHEY MAKES A HARD CANDY, IT'S HARD TO RESIST. HERSHEY'S TASTETATIONS. )))[ Sneezes, Sighs ] [ Sneezes, Moans ] [ Announcer ] FIRST THE BAD NEWS: THAT RED NOSE YOUR COLD'S GIVING YOU ? YOUR TISSUE MAY BE MAKING IT WORSE. BLOW AFTER BLOW, A TISSUE CAN IRRITATE YOUR ALREADY VULNERABLE SKIN. THE GOOD NEWS ? NEW PUFFS PLUS. IT SOOTHES BETTER THAN THAT OTHER NATIONAL BRAND... BECAUSE IT HAS LOTION WITH ALOE AND VITAMIN E. GET THE MOST SOOTHING PUFFS EVER, NEW PUFFS PLUS. MARY: VICTOR? OH, LOOK. HOW LOVELY. VICTOR: IT'S -- IT'S GETTING PRETTY CHILLY. OH, THIS IS NOT HOW I PLANNED FOR ANYTHING TO HAPPEN. I WANTED THIS TO BE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER. MARY: WELL, IT HAS BEEN -- SO FAR. VICTOR: BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU HOPED WOULD HAPPEN. MARY: WHAT I HOPED WOULD HAPPEN WAS THAT YOU AND I WOULD BE ALONE, AND WE ARE. VICTOR, YOU'RE NERVOUS. VICTOR: NO, I -- WELL -- YES. MARY: I KNOW WHY. VICTOR: YOU DO? MARY: I DO. YOU'RE SHY BECAUSE KEVIN IS JUST OUTSIDE, AND WE'RE INSIDE, AND I -- WELL, I'D BE AWKWARD, TOO, IF FRANK AND JOE WERE, LIKE, 25 YARDS AWAY. VICTOR: THAT'S NOT IT. MARY: THAT'S NOT IT? VICTOR: NO. MARY: WELL, THEN WHAT? VICTOR: WELL, THIS IS THE POINT WHEN I -- I GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE. MARY: YOU -- YOU GET DOWN ON ONE -- VICTOR: WITH MY ARTHRITIS, YOU MAY HAVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVEVE T MARY SARAH SCANLON, I LOVE YOU. WILL YOU MARRY ME? EVE: BOY, WHEN YOU PROMISE A LADY A GOOD TIME, YOU REALLY GO ALL-OUT. KEVIN: OH, TELL ME TRUE. WHAT MORE CAN A BODY ASK FOR? EVE: OH, I DON'T KNOW -- A ROARING FIRE, A HOT TUB, KING-SIZE BED. KEVIN: YEAH, WELL, I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET YOUR MIND OFF ALL YOUR TROUBLES. EVE: OK. WAIT, KEVIN. KEVIN: WHAT? EVE: I'M STARTING TO WORRY. KEVIN: WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? EVE: THAT THIS IS NORMAL FOR US. KEVIN: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT -- NORMAL? EVE: WELL, WHEN YOU FIRST LURED ME TO THE LIGHTHOUSE TO MAKE LOVE, WE ENDED UP IN A THRIFT STORE ON A RACE CAR BED. KEVIN: YEAH. EVE: AND NOW, WHEN YOU -- WHEN YOU DECIDE TO MAKE ALL MY ROMANTIC FANTASIES COME TRUE, WE ARE WHO-KNOWS-WHERE IN A TENT IN 30-DEGREE WEATHER. KEVIN: GRANTED, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ALWAYS GOING TO BE LIKE THIS. EVE: WELL, WHAT WORRIES ME IS I LIKE IT. KEVIN: YOU DO? EVE: I'VE NEVER BEEN SO TURNED ON IN MY WHOLE LIFE. KEVIN: REALLY? EVE: I MIGHT NOT EVER BE ABLE TO MAKE LOVE IN A REGULAR BED AGAIN. KEVIN: WELL -- LUCKY FOR US, WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT TONIGHT. EVE: LUCKY FOR US. SCOTT: YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHY THAT LITTLE ZELDA SAW US GETTING MARRIED. LUCY: UH -- OH, YEAH, LET ME HAZARD A GUESS. A CERTAIN 8-YEAR-OLD WANTS TO HAVE ME MOVE BACK IN HERE? SCOTT: WELL, IT'S NOT JUST THE 8-YEAR-OLD. LUCY: I KNOW. SCOTT: I CAN THINK OF A THOUSAND REASONS WHY IT WOULD MAKE THAT LITTLE UNDERAGE PSYCHIC HAPPY. LUCY: OH, YEAH? DO TELL. SCOTT: WELL, LET'S SEE. GREAT SEX. WE LOVE GOING TO THE MOVIES. WE HAVE GREAT SEX. WE LOVE GOING SCUBA DIVING. WE HAVE GREAT SEX. LUCY: OK. OK, MISTER. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? ARE YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU? SCOTT: IS THAT WHAT THAT JUST SOUNDED LIKE? LUCY: YEAH. YEAH, KIND OF. IT WAS YOU SKATING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE EDGE. SCOTT: YOW. I'M A GOOD SKATER. LUCY: HMM. SCOTT: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T NEED A CRYSTAL BALL FOR ME TO SEE THE FUTURE. LUCY: OH, YOU DON'T, HUH? SCOTT: I COULD JUST LOOK INTO THOSE BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES. I SEE SOME VERY, VERY DEEP THOUGHTS IN THERE. LUCY: YOU KNOW, IF WE DON'T STOP THIS, WE ARE NOT GOING TO GET ANY WORK DONE ANYMORE. SCOTT: DO YOU SEE GREAT SEX IN THE VERY IMMEDIATE FUTURE IN THE CRYSTAL BALL? LUCY: I WILL GIVE YOU AN ANSWER AFTER THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP. SCOTT: THEN I'M GOING TO GO CLUB THEM OVER THEIR HEADS. LUCY: I DO, WITH ALL MY HEART. MINISTER: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. SCOTT: LUCY? LUCY. HEY, THOSE KIDS ARE FAST ASLEEP. LUCY: OH, SCOTT. SCOTT, I SAW IT, TOO. SERENA WAS RIGHT. I AM GOING TO GET MARRIED. SCOTT: AND WAS I THE LUCKY GROOM? LUCY: I DON'T KNOW. SCOTT: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? LUCY: WELL, I COULDN'T SEE WHO IT WAS, BUT I DO KNOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.