Story Behind Stone Cold

This poem more or less tells the story itself, the way it happened. However, this poem was one that almost wrote itself. Another officer, an ahem!, anonymous source, started telling me this story. As he was telling me the story, I started writing the poem. I concluded the poem within seconds of his conclusion of the story. I went back to do an edit and rewrite and ended up leaving it alone. Total time from start to finish to write the poem was 12 minutes. I'm quite proud of it, not only for it being one of the fastest I have done, but, I think, one of the funniest.

The story was basically a serious assault had reportedly taken place. There was an allegation made that the suspect may have raped the victim at gunpoint. The suspect was reported to be the victims father. Now, obviously with this serious a situation with a reported gun involved, extra steps were taken to ensure officer safety. Two dog cars were involved in an attempt to track the suspect.

Ray Tetzel, was driving past a schoolyard and saw a human figure in the shadows of the yard. Since it was only a few blocks from the crime scene, it was a good bet that the suspect was trying to hide there. Ray started to move in, and was advised by radio to wait for cover units. A sensible precaution with a gun involved. Ray had his gun out and pointed at the suspect waiting for additional units to arrive.

When all were in position, Ray called for the suspect to surrender. He got no response. This heightened the tension for everyone. Several more commands were made, but the suspect ignored them. Eventually Ray, and some cover units moved forward to take the suspect down. As they got close enough, their mistake suddenly became apparent. The suspect in the schoolyard was a life sized stone statue.

Well of course, policemen being the caring, sympathetic people, towards our own members that we are, never once teased Ray about the incident.....NOT...

Ray put up with good natured ribbing for months after this incident, including this poem.

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