District Two, Sex Ed
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A robbery at the T.D. Bank,
begins this tale of woe,
The suspect entered quickly,
to grab some cash and go.
Dino Tzetzos in the wagon,
gave a shout of glee,
When right at Main and Hastings,
a suspect she did see.
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Dina moved right in there,
grabbed the suspect by the arm,
Slapped a set of cuffs on,
to protect herself from harm.
Because the perp was female,
she began to search and find,
A gun, a knife, the money,
a note the suspect signed.
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She decided to be thorough,
so she had the suspect strip,
With the cargo loaded up,
to jail began the trip.
Dina drove this woman, and
dropped her off at jail,
Then began the process,
of writing up this tale.
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Her reports were all half
written, when she got an angry call,
Phone the jail staff quickly,
and so began the fall.
Like Dorothy in the Land
of Oz, all was not as it would seem,
Her elation at the big arrest,
was becoming a bad dream.
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The Sergeant in the jail
there, was mad as a wet cat,
Demanding she come over,
to see where things were at.
Apparently this woman, really
wasn’t what she thought,
It was actually a man in
drag, that Dina really caught.
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So begins the lessons, that
Dina must digest,
The difference in the sexes,
and how to pass the test.
If you check for one small
difference, by flashlight or by candle,
A male suspect you might
arrest, will possess a little handle.
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PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk
00-08-13 (190)
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