Babylon 5 Bible

The Book of Genesis

"In the beginning, JMS created the heavens, 
the earth, and the Ancients. And Straczynski 
saw that one thing was missing. Hyperspace. 
Creating that, he called it a night, and sent his 
staff home. On the second day, JMS created 
a station, and named it Babylon 1. And he saw 
it was not good. JMS destroyed the station. And 
thus ended the second day. On the third day, 
JMS created three more stations. He named them 
Babylon 2, 3, and 4. He mercilessly destroyed two 
and three, and had the fourth go back in time. And 
then he went home.  On the fourth day he created 
babylon 5. And it pleased him, and there was much 
rejoicing. Yeah. On the fifth day he created the 
command staff, and other such things that pleased him.  
On the sixth day he created the crysalis, and then 
went home early. On the Seventh day he was 
displeased with Sinclair and sent him away. He 
then created Sheridan. And saw that this was good. On the 
eigth day he proclaimed, 'I'm too damn tired to do this 
stuff for the rest of my life!' and stormed off. 
After catching a quick shower and some fast food, 
he calmed down and went to sleep. Thus ended 
the eigth day. On the ninth, he came back,
rested, tensions were lowered, and thus he returned
to his work. The eigth and ninth days were erased." 

The Book of Genesis



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