A brief profile of men afflicted with "yellow fever"

ORIGINS:  Asiaphiles are typically found residing in major U.S. Cities, although increasing numbers have been venturing overseas in their quest to "get an oree-enul woman".

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH:  Intelligent, socially functional men who are free of fetishes and racial bias.

CHARACTER TRAITS:
 

• Poorly developed masculine identities, pathetically uncomfortable with themselves, inept at romance with women of their own race.
• Resentment of white females' assertive, strong willed personality traits.
• Ignorant and narrow-minded, eager to adopt fallacious western media  stereotypes of Asian women.
• Desperate need to assume a dominant, father-like role in their  relationships with women (ergo the similarity to pedophiles)
• Exaggerated perception and objectification of Asian females.
• Uncanny ability to determine one’s breast size and country of origin within three seconds of sighting a potential AF target.
• A compulsion to trash women, particularly western women, in order to justify their inadequacies and bolster their self image.
• Insatiable appetite for Asian cultural trivia, which is used to camouflage/legitimize their underlying fetish (a superficial knowledge of Asian art impresses the shit outta the babes).
• Extreme paranoia and defensiveness regarding their relationships with AF's ("What the hell are you looking at, you racist AM asshole?..")

TYPICAL ATTIRE:  Anything trendy and mainstream-looking which conceals their obesity, if applicable. Rolled up sock placed strategically in  crotch for added flair. Hairpiece by Earl's Rugs 'R Us, Note: attire  may vary depending on the specific type of AF being targeted.

I.Q.:  Too low to measure.

NATURAL HABITAT:
Personal ad columns ("SWM interested in 'Asian culture' seeks nice, slim SAF goddess.."), college campuses, Asian language classes (a great pickup spot), Asian strip clubs, massage parlors and similar establishments, B-grade Kung-Fu flicks, trendy nightclubs (usually found necking with prepubescent AF FOB's), seated on living room sofa drooling over latest Asian porn flick with remote control and tissues in hand, Asian usenet groups (don't ask me why), anywhere else frequented by AF's. Often found still living with mom despite being past 40. Now seen trolling asian chat rooms for young Asian girls, thus consolidating the pedophile connection.
 

TYPICAL ASIAPHILE QUIPS:
 
"I’ve always only dated Oree-enul chicks. I don’t know why, I just have."

"Race doesn’t matter. I just happen to dig chicks with silky black hair and  smooth, porcelain-like skin. Anyone who doesn't like it is a racist."

"Ahh, those Oree-enul wimmin...are they perfect or what? No more corrupted  American wimmin for me, no sirree...Gimme a fine oree-enul woman anytime."

"Ooh, Mei Ling, you’re soooo sweet and demure, unlike them rude, uppity American women. Intelligent too. How's about we go back to my place and talk temples?"

"Keiko, if you want to practice your English, maybe I can be your tutor?..."

(mouth frothing): "Masako, you remind me of my favorite 'movie star'...would you please put on your cute little sailor suit, huh, would ya, pleeeze??

"Hey Marty, you got the number of that place in Tokyo that sells  the used panties?"

"Would you like some candy, little girl?..."
 

CLOSELY RELATED TO:  Pedophiles, a fish out of water

MEDIA REPRESENTATION:  None. They're too pathetic even for western media.

COUNTERPARTS:  Whiggies...who else?
 

Note: The profile above is fictitious satire and should not be read by anyone without a sense of humor. Any similarity to actual persons, living or deceased, particularly certain persons lurking on usenet, is purely coincidental. In addition, the above profile is not intended as a generalization of any particular ethnic group.
 
 
 
 
 

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