Neil Macey

One fine fall day at a show we were playing at we came across this strange boy. He begged us for a ride home. So we finally gave in and took his sorry ass home. We found out his name was Neil and he became our roadie. So he hauls our gear into shows and he gets in for free. Neil still goes to high school, but in his free time he naps, vaccums, does laundry, throws eggs at cars that disturb him, pets cats, talks dirty, has cyber sex, and insults the elderly.