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SOMETHING'S Under the Bed....
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In the restless shadows, underneath my bed, Unsympathetic adults claim It's all inside my head. But last night in the bedroom, I heard a dry twig snap The horrid sound of dread doom, I'll catch it in my trap! Distant footsteps softly pad, Could be something really bad I heard it twice -- Was it just my Dad? (Or something under the bed?) A twisted figure groping Like a spider inside out. The bedroom door creaks open, (Several more of them, no doubt)  |
 My heart went icy cold "One more peep, and you'll be sorry", Was all that I was told. |
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Called out, "I'd be a juicy meal for a monster's appetite" I noticed something pooling, a thick and slimy stream Then I realized it was drooling, And I couldn't help but scream! Something's under the bed! Things that slither and creep When your mom is asleep Is there "something" under the bed? |
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