Are you sick of hot air?

Can you humor me?

One of my top values is humor.

Ever see a home based business ad
or one of those spam mails that say:

"I am looking serious business people"

Serious business people, huh?

Yawn.

Guess that means, suit, tie and frown, huh?

Or what about this one:

"This is a Fun business!"

"Join our Fun team!"

Yak, yak yak, don't keep telling me how "fun" you are!

Show me!

And my personal favorite:

"Something lucrative came across my desk that...."

Oh really, ran across your desk?

Did you squish it?

I bet you don't even have a desk !

Building an online business is not about repeating dumb
sayings that everyone else not making money uses.

Are you relieved? :-}

Great!

Is this a lucrative Business?

well, yeah, how else do I afford living on Maui! :-}

Is this a fun business?

You bet!

I am going to show you, too!

Not just alot of  "hot air" either.

Writing Ezines like this one is part of making money on line.

Anyone can do it.

Look, I was surfing around and reading a favorite magazine
on line. Not normally humorous, kind of scientific and dry.

The British Journal of Medicine or BMJ

Except this time, I found an article I thought was hysterical.

The Brits can be pretty amusing.

In fact, it is about " Hot Air" sort of.

You tell me what You think? :-}
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BMJ 2001;323:1449 ( 22-29 December )

Hot Air?

"It all started with an inquiry from a nurse,"
Dr Karl Kruszelnicki told listeners to his
science phone-in show on the Triple J radio
station in Brisbane. "She wanted to know
whether she was contaminating the operating
theatre she worked in by quietly farting in the
sterile environment during operations, and I
realized that I didn't know. But I was
determined to find out."

Dr Kruszelnicki then described the method by
which he had established whether human flatus
was germ-laden, or merely malodorous. "I
contacted Luke Tennent, a microbiologist in
Canberra, and together we devised an
experiment. He asked a colleague to break wind
directly onto two Petri dishes from a distance
of 5 centimeters, first fully clothed, then
with his trousers down. Then he observed what
happened. Overnight, the second Petri dish
sprouted visible lumps of two types of bacteria
that are usually found only in the gut and on
the skin. But the flatus which had passed
through clothing caused no bacteria to sprout,
which suggests that clothing acts as a filter.

"Our deduction is that the enteric zone in the
second Petri dish was caused by the flatus
itself, and the splatter ring around that was
caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which
blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted
it onto the dish. It seems, therefore, that
flatus can cause infection if the emitter is
naked, but not if he or she is clothed. But the
results of the experiment should not be
considered alarming, because neither type of
bacterium is harmful. In fact, they're similar
to the `friendly' bacteria found in yogurt.

"Our final conclusion? Don't fart naked near
food. All right, it's not rocket science. But
then again, maybe it is?"

Reprinted from the Canberra Times, 17 July
2001; spotter, Michael Doyle.

Submitted by Simon Chapman department of public
health and community medicine, University of
Sydney

© BMJ 2001
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Now, by this time you either hate me and my humor
and have deleted me,

Or

You are amused.

Here's the cool part.

You don't have to tell people you are fun!

You have some fun then show them!

Do they have to be "serious"?  :-{

Got it?

Ezine 101, your half way there to earning a
great income from home on line!

Oh!

One last thing before I go.

In case you may think you have to be one of those

"Airy Fairy" types to do this business,

All that great stuff about "Dream Big",
"Help people"
"You can do it!"

Rah Rah rah!

Well, I don't take it all that serious!

Look here's a great card I found

It's totally " Anti Airy Fairy"
Click it! It's called
IDIOCY

Like that! :-}

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"You can't build a reputation on what your GOING to do."
 ~ Henry Ford
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PEOPLE

You can discover more about a person
in an hour of play
than in a year of conversation.

     - Plato

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You are getting this Ezine because you asked me
to send you some " GOOD STUFF "
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"THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!"

Marcy From Maui

Marcy Koltun-Crilley
Kihei, HI 96753
808-874-5644

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