Men & Women of the
Father Mulcahy Quotes
Hawkeye: You won again. You
always win. Who do you know?
(Father Mulcahy looks up.)
The meek may inherit the earth
but it's the grumpy who gets promoted! -- Father Mulcahy
The Father's impression of the
exorcism: Sort of a cross between a bishop and a bull-fighter.
Father: Anything I can do?
Father, disappointed: Oh, that's all I ever get to do!
Father: What an ordeal. 72 hours straight. I'm prayed out - absolutely prayed
Hawkeye: Don't forget, Father, God was on six days straight.
Father: He was a lot younger then.
Father: Good news, everybody, no more wounded!
Potter: Thank heaven.
Father: And the Manager thereof.
Father: If anyone needs more
gloves, I'll be glad to give you a hand! (He goes out, laughing)
Potter: Pierce, Hunnicut, you two have been a rotten influence on that man.
Father: Dear Lord, I know there must be a reason. But what is it? I answered the
call to do your work. I've devoted my life to it! And now how am I supposed to
do it? What good am I now? What good is a deaf priest? I prayed for you to help
me, and every day I get worse. Are You deaf too?
Father: Wondrous and
mysterious are the ways of God, and I would have no one sheild my eyes from the
glory of His works.
Frank: What does that mean?
Father: It means there's more than one way to skin a spirit.
Father: "Now I lay me down to sleep, a bag of peanuts at my feet. If I
should die before I wake, give them to my brother Jake."
Father, patting his Bible: All
the wealth I want you can find in here.
Radar: Oh, is that where you keep it? ... A little joke.