TOW The Mistake
Written by: Ashley Abney
[Scene: Joey’s, Joey is sitting in his chair, depressed as Chandler enters.]
Chandler: Hey buddy.
Joey: (sadly) Hey.
Chandler: Joe, I know you’re sad about Ross and Rachel but they’re together now they have a baby you have to get over her.
Joey: (sadly) Okay.
Chandler: Are you even listening to me?
Joey: (sadly) Okay.
Chandler: Joey!
Joey: (sadly) Yeah?
Chandler: Okay. Cheer up. I have a surprise for you.
Joey: Rachel?!
Chandler: No. I got Knick’s tickets!! Court side!
Joey: (jumps up to get a better look at them) Oh my God!
Chandler: I know!
Joey: (sadly) Rachel used to watch basketball with me.
Chandler: Joey. Come on.
Joey: Sorry. I can’t wait to go!
Chandler: It’s gonna be great!
Joey: Yeah. (sadly) Rachel would have thought it would be great to.
(Chandler looks at him.)
Joey: Sorry. (pause) Rachel would have also fixed me a sandwich right now.
(Chandler sighs and leaves.)
Opening Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Monica and Rachel are there with the baby.]
Rachel: And the dirty diapers - (proud of herself) I changed some!
Monica: That’s great Rach. She’s so adorable.
Rachel: I know, isn’t she though?
Monica: So how are you and Ross?
Rachel: Great. We’ve never been better. We take turns with her and when he brings Ben over he plays with her.
Monica: I couldn’t be more happy for you Rach.
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Guess what?!
Closing Credits
[Scene: Monica and Chandler’s, Monica is sitting on the couch with Chandler.]
Monica: Chandler what is this ducks name?
Chandler: I don’t know. We’ve just always called them duck and chick.
Monica: Maybe you guys should come up with a name for them?
Chandler: Okay. I’ll have to check with Joey and see if he likes it though.
Monica: Okay! I wanna help!
Chandler: Okay. How about Fifi.
Monica: No that’s a dog’s name. Ooh, Quackers.
Chandler: To original.
(There’s a long silence as they think about it.)
Monica/Chandler: Dick and Chuck.
End