Oy, oy, oy, it's Yaoi!  This is R.A.N.C.O.'s answer to all the internet polls that ask that infamous question of who Ranma is supposed to end up with.  Just about every fan has an opinion on this subject, but probably not with our choices!  So here's some food for thought on possible *yaoi* pairings, and then you the viewer can decide for yourself who would best complement Ranma.
 

Ryouga:  Sure, we've already hinted at this combination in the reasonings why Ranma might be gay, but maybe tht's just because we're so hot for the lost boy.  Then again, what with the chemistry between these two characters the comination might be equivalent to the straights' pairing of Ranma and Akane.  Ranma and Ryouga--a match made in heaven?  There *are* quite a few Ranma/Ryouga lemon fics out there...or does Ryouga need a sign that says "No Porking In Rear"?

Kunou:  He's got a way with words.  He's got a whippin' boy.  He's got a stick and he knows how to use it.  Would he be disappointed if he found out his pigtailed goddess turns into a man?

Mousse:  Eh, Shampoo's more trouble than she's worth.  If Ranma beats Mousse in his girl form, does that mean that Mousse has to marry Ranma?

Mikado:  Ranma's first kiss!  He knows how to sweet-talk a guy, but can he stay faithful?  Can he borrow any of Azusa's cute little outfits?

Tsubasa:  Well, when he first showed up everyone thought he was a lesbian.  Turned out he really *doesn't* like men.  Didn't Ranma look disappointed?!  Maybe the sweet transvestite needs a transsexual to change his mind.

Konatsu:  Another straight drag queen.  Where's the fun in that?!  If Ranma doesn't get cancer from all that saccharine-sweetness, they might make a cute couple.

Dr. Tofu:  Sure, he's in love with Kasumi, but Ranma has the best hips in Japan!  Don't forget, when Tofu's glasses fog up, he can't tell who's who anyway...heh heh heh....

Copycat Ken:  "Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?"  They'd BOTH have variety in their relationship!

Sasuke:  Yeah, he's a queer all right, but he may stay true to Kunou.  Gimps don't get out much.

P-Chan:  Insert "No Porking in Rear" joke here.

Pantyhose Tarou:  Maybe he can show "fem-boy" how to *really* use that pantyhose....

Hiroshi and Daisuke:  Which one's which?  Which one does Ranma like more?  Or are they already a couple?  I don't think they'd mind if Ranma wanted to join in...what are friends for anyway?

Hikaru Gosunkugi:  *Definitely* in need of someone to dominate him.  He might make a good gimp, too.  Can he show Ranma some of that voodoo love?

The Chem Club:  Ok, Akane wasn't what they wanted after all.  Have they invented GAYDAR yet, and does Ranma set it off?

Headmaster Kunou:  Oh, Big Kahuna want NICE LITTLE KEIKI, YAH?  He wears a freakin' palm tree on his head, for Chris'sake!!  He like them bananas, yah?

The Jusenkyo Guide:  Oh sirs, he have much hot water!  Verrrrry good you fall in spring!

Gambling King:  Ya know, that fake Sean Connery impression just can't hide the fact that dressing up like a figure on a playing card is gay any way you look at it.

Shinnosuke:  Another weakling, easy to be dominated, just like Gosunkugi.  Will he even remember Ranma's name the next day, though?

Shinnosuke's Grandfather:  He likes to dress up too!  If the Orochi won't have him, maybe Ranma will!

Ryuu Kumon:  Take Ryouga and Kunou, mix 'em together and whaddaya get?  It's the Ranma 1/2 character from *Platoon*!  He's a macho, macho man!

Happosai:  PUH-LEEZ, he goes fetal whenever he smells "man-musk".  Thank *heaven* we can stop there.

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