LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM

WEEK:

 

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

 

2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR

WHACKER

 

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

 

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

 

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

 

6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR

DONG

 

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME

AND WHACK  IT

 

8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR

MONKEY

 

9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE

TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR

PETER

 

11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR

DICK

 

12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

 

 

13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP

YOUR PENIS

 

14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE,

ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

 

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR

MEMBER

 

16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED

PECKER

 

17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

 

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR

ERECTION

 

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

 

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

 

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

 

22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON

 

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