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WITCH GOES SHOPPING by Lilian Moore Witch rides off
Upon her broom, Finds a space To park it. Takes a shiny shopping cart Into the supermarket. Smacks her lips and reads The list of things she needs: 'Six bats' wings, Worms in brine, Ears of toads, Eight or nine. Slugs and bugs, Snake skins dried, Buzzard innards, Pickled, fried.' Witch takes herself From shelf to shelf, Cackling all the while, Up and down and up and down and In and out each aisle. Out come cans and cartons Tumbling to the floor. 'This,' says Witch, now all a-twitch 'Is a crazy store. I CAN'T FIND A SINGLE THING I AM LOOKING FOR!' |
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GHOSTS by Eric Maple When goblins hunt and devils roar
And witches meet on blasted heath And bony hands knock on my door You'll hear the chatter of my teeth. When owls are hooting in the night And ravens croak from leafless trees And ghosts come howling gleaming white You'll hear the knocking of my knees. Of course, it's not that I'm afraid. It's just he way my bones are made. |
JOKES ABOUT WITCHES AND MONSTERS What do you call a wicked old woman who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch. Why does a witch ride on a broom? Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall. What do witches go racing on? Brrm...brrm sticks. What fruit does a vampire enjoy most? Blood oranges. Where do witches roost? In Coven-tree. Mummy! Mummy! What's a vampire? Shut up and eat your soup before it clots! Mummy! Mummy! People keep calling me a werewolf! Shut up and comb your face! Mum, I hate my big brother's guts. Well, just leave them and eat the chips. |
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