Okay some of you have been loyal friends and/or viewers of my various websites. But some of you know nothing about me, apart from the fact that I used to be obsessed with pet hermit crabs. Would you like to know more? Well you've come to the right place. Here's everything you ever wanted to know about me, and some things you definitely did NOT.

Full Name: Amy Loryn Brown

Age: 15

Location: Newport Beach, California, USA

Height: 5'6"

Hair Color: Naturally my hair is dark brown. But I dyed it blonde and I like it. So there.

Eye Color: Brown

Favorite Color: Purple. If you e-mail me telling me purple is a gay color, you'l be banned from this site for life. People have actually e-mailed me to tell me that and as soon as I learn how to ban people from this site for life, I'll get back to them =)

Favorite Food: Calamari (fried squid legs)

Favorite Drink: Strawberry banana smoothie

Favorite Candy: Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears

Favorite Activities: Hangin out with Yuki, Inu, and Coco. Don't know who they are? Click on "Hound Dogs" in the left frame.

Favorite Book: Rascal by Sterling North

Favorite Tv Show: The Tom Green Show (

Austin Powers II (Tom Green was recently out filming a movie called Road Trip. Hmmm...)

Favorite Ice Cream: Chunky Monkey

Favorite Shirt: Purple froggy shirt from Las Vegas

Pet Peeves: My sister. Enough said.

My Pets: 4 Green Anoles, 2 Bahama Anoles, 1 Firebelly Toad.

Best Online Friends: Kyla, Allie, Cassie, Emmy, Caitlin, Chris, Susie, Marilyn, Dusty, everyone! else!

Best Real-Life Friends: Brittany, Steven, Amanda, Anne, Erin, Evan, Heather, everyone else!

Worst Enemies: My sister. Enough said.

Favorite Phrase: "Why the hell is Michael Jackson on a Pictonary card?!

Favorite Musical Artist: Tom Green. Download his song, "The Bum Bum Song" (Lonely Swedish) here.

Favorite Site: www.TomGreen.com

Favorite Computer Game: Roller Coaster Tycoon

Hobbies: Being the webmaster of this bootiful website, being the official 'Basset Hound Wrangler'.. hehehe!

My sister. Enough said.

The pic at the top was taken afew months ago... I'll get a better, newer one eventually. I kinda sorta blew up my digital camera (long story). But I got a scanner for my birthday so all I have to do are take some good pics and get them developed. Of course, I am super lazy. If web publishing took anymore than sitting on my butt and typing, I wouldn't have a site at all.