Using the diagram below set up your speakers
as follows.
AFTER
BEFORE
Place the subject into the vortex
of sound that will be created by special use of STEREO sound on the CD.
Now start with track 1 .
Play it once and only once. Too
much exposure of track 1 will damage your subject too soon.
Jump right to track 2. Play it
once at normal volume. Then again at double the volume.
On to track 3. Skip track three
if you want the best effects.
Go to track 4. Play, then stop
half way through and stare at your subject intensely.
If he or she is laughing you must go
directly to track 15
and leave it on loop. You have a ROODER on your hands.
If your subject seems to be doing
ok go right to the Desert. Play this over 100 times. This will crack anyone.
If it doesn't you have a tough
cookie on your hands and need to bring out the heavy artilery.
We suggest you only do
this in tough cases mind you not as tough as the fool who laughs through
track three.
Go to the chunnel and
put this on loop for three rotations. On the third pass pause at
"The English" and ask the question.
This should be sufficent
to extract any information.
Other than that your own creativity should yield positive results. Thanks for being ROODER.
Copyright The RodRooder Syndrome 1997.