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A
Parallax View of World Terrorism
The
following is a collection of Drive-By Editorials
offering a parallax view of our paradoxical world.
It is dedicated to those mindless jerks who will be
first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Note: The term "Drive-By Editorial" was coined
circa
1985 when someone noted that our editorial style (or
lack thereof) had all the subtlety of a drive-by shooting.
Would you buy a used car from either of these guys?
For
more information on the Bush/Saudi
connection, you might want to check out:
Bush
Family’s Dirty Little Secret
The
Bush-Saudi Connection
Nuke
their ass and take the gas!
To announce that there must be no criticism of the
President, or that we are to stand by the President right
or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally
treasonable to the American Public. - Theodore Roosevelt
Dont
get mad, get a body count!
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country
against his government. - Edward Abbey (JFK/Oliver Stone)
If you see Jack at the airport,
ignore him!
Not the Sharpest Scimitars in the
Drawer
You have the right to remain silent....
They had to take a vote?
Getting a Handle On the Moment
Kids today....
This is gonna get REALLY interesting!
Does Miranda -vs- Arizona apply
to dead guys?
Okay, so what do you have against
macho rhetoric?
Osama's supporters are a lot braver
than he is!
One Possible Profile of a Biological
Terrorist
Let's put the blame
where it belongs!
Cut off the FUNDING, you idiots!
George "Hang'em High"
Bush
Got Ganja?
America Declares War of ZZ Top
What We Need is a "Leash Law"
for Terrorists
Is the Bill of Rights just a "bill
of goods"?
Okay, but what have they done lately?
And they all lived happily ever
after… at taxpayer expense.
Know your enema!
It's time to
drain the swamp!
Do
the math, guys!
Eggs for Bush's Anti-Terrorist
Omlet
Military-Industrial
Complex Needs New Bogeyman
When OPEC money
talks, Greorge Bush balks!
George "Doobie"
Bush
Arafat Calls
for Pause in Legitimate
Military Operations Against Israel
Yo, Mr. Sharon,
give poor-ole' Yasser a break!
Whose side is
George on, anyway?
Get on with it, George!
George "Saudi
Lackey" Bush
The
Saudi Nuclear Threat
Put the Ordnance
Where It Belongs
We
Should Pity the Arab World
Constitutional
Terrorism
Osama bin Spamin
All Islam is Hiding
Under a Rock
Holy
War Hypocrisy
You
can't tell the terrorists from
the patriots without a program!
Meanwhile,
back at the ranch....
The
Designated Terrorist Rule
But,
what do Americans REALLY think?
Man
Tortured for Singing Too Loud in Church
Weapons
of Mass Destitution
The
"Expectant" Jihad
Spring
Break Baghdad Style
The
Iraqi National Cluster-Fumble
Bush's
Israelis for Oil Money Program
The
great and powerful Arab League has spoken!
Yo,
George, how about a return on our investment?
Who
do we have to kill to get back to normal?
It's
out way of life that needs liberating!
Japan
attacks Pearl Harbor! U.S. declares war of Bolivia!
Bush
Administration Declares War On Credibility
Hey,
George, let's liberate the Saudis next!
Are
we talking about the same guy?
Why
is Bush seeking "nation status" for Islamic terrorism?
But,
why Palestine?
The
Bush Administration's Roadmap to a Piece of Israel
AMERICA
LEADS THE WAY!
Is
the "war on terrorism" just another "read my lips"
thing?
This
is all just a little too convenient!
Hey,
Buddy, Can You Spare a Dinar?
Bush
skips the negotiations and goes straight to surrender!
Bush's
"Road-Map" Requires Room Temperature IQs
We're
off on the road to extinction…
How
many Palestinians does it take to screw in a detonator?
It's
an embarrassing question, but someone has to ask it…
Yo
George, put your missiles where your mouth is!
American
Blood on George Bush's Hands
This site was created
and is maintained by
The Animal
Mutha
(Don't
ask, it will only make you ill.)
PROJECT:GIDEON
The Sword of the
Lord and of Gideon
No terrorists were
harmed during
the creation of this web site.
(That's my
story and I'm sticking to it.)
In loving memory of all
Victims
of Human Indifference
No tears
of sorrow did they shed,
No sins to be forgiven,
They closed their little eyes in sleep,
And opened them in heaven.
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