Deep Thoughts! If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Tabloid O' The Day! Two-headed baby born in Peru -- archbishop doesn't know whether to baptize the baby once or twice!

The Infamous Exploding Whale What can you say?

An excellent guide to learn How to Drive Like a Moron. Some people won't need this site.

Just what you've always wanted.... Corpses for Sale.

Are you concerned with the rising incidence of water balloon violence? This site could be for you: C.A.W.B. (Citizens Against Water Balloons)

The Simulator - garnet hertz - 1997... It's so realistic!

Pick A Sven No explanation necessary.

Join Now!! New, North American Sector, Army of the Dead....

Science explained. Oh dreaded famine, why dost thou plague this orb?

Say Hello to Fenton, Death Sheep From Hell.

So you think mullets are stupid? You'd be quite right

Tombstone FUN!

Restrooms of the future Glorified Toilet News (from around the globe!)

Distortions Celebreties faces made to look stupid, some are quite funny

David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist...apparently.

Do-It-Yourself Country & Western Song. It's so true...

Get off your scooter! Lets go Deeper into the bowels of Hell!

Greatest Inventions of All Time, including bulletproof buttocks, a hat tether, greenhouse helmet, the head boom and more: Absurd Archive

Museum of Dirt Oh joy!!

The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything








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