Goddess what is your name?
Why are other game show hosts so lame?

TV star’s shine
But you’re radiant beauty makes me blind

Your EYES – wink at me – I know you’re my FRIEND
I wish the show would never END

WORDS you say make me laugh and GIGGLE
If I was a circle – you’d be my MIDDLE

I like the way your SMILE can be fresh or POUTY
Is your belly button an innie or an outie?

Your daily barbs hit my heart like a tiny pointed ARROW
I wish I could be a Woody Allen to you’re Mia Farrow