AMS'ers Men's Softball Biographies

Kent Burrice #7

Position C
Height 5'9"
Weight 200
Nickname Stump,Good Chips,No Show

I enjoy deep-sea fishing with dental floss, big-game hunting with nerf darts, sex with women over 300 lbs (oh, wait, that's Wayne...). My turn-ons are women that I can have a conversation with. My turn-offs are women that I have to have a conversation with after sex. kent_burrice@amsinc.com

Brian Butash #5

Position LF
Height 5'11"
Weight 178
Nickname Boo

Brian has been the most consistant performer for AMS softball for years. Whether it be racking up RBIs for this juggernaut of a squad or simply filling in for a co-ed team, he can always be counted on for long hits and even longer throws from left field (sometimes to the cut-off man’s dismay). This pasty version of Deion Sanders is a superstar on the basketball court, football field, roller hockey rink, and can even be seen on the polo field from time to time. Despite his lifetime ban from the world-class badminton for not being able to say “shuttlecock” without laughing like a school boy, his international reputation remains untarnished. This is credited to his triple role as supporting actor/key grip/hair stylist for the Cannes Film Festival award-winning production of “The Wayne Shanks Project”. After tempting his tummy with a taste of Hollywood, Brian took the financial plunge and hired a starving musicain to follow him around 24-7 and play the theme music from SportsCenter in a Shaft-like homage. Recently was voted 2nd most athletic person in his business unit. Would have taken 1st place but his unyielding belief that the Philadelphia Eagles will someday win more than 4 games in a season cost him some votes in the mental stability category. He did come through with a sparkling performance in the swimsuit competition, however. brian_butash@amsinc.com

Jeff Butash #42

Position OF
Height 6'1"
Weight 190
Nickname Edge, So Def Jeff, Stocky Phat Boy

Jeff, is one the most mysterious superstars in Fairfax Adult Softball. He often enters the field from the crowd, thrilling the fans around him. He seems to be in a constant rage, battling forces from within. He has been known to lash out at the opposition with ferocity, and occaisionally finishing off a rally with a move he calls the Short Fly to Right-Center, followed by a profanity. Despite a lackluster debut, this seasoned vet from the North (Scranton, PA) shows promise beyond his already escalating years. Whether or not the fans support The Edge, as he has become known, there’s no denying that his career has really taken off since he freed himself from the shackles of Scranton. His unholy alliance with AMS softball can only be seen as a sign of the Apocolypse. This brash young superstar, with his aerodynamic head and awesome shoulder cannon, is truly a force to be reckoned with and the best pick-up for AMS since they hired that cute girl in HR. jeffrey_butash@amsinc.com

Brad Cameron #17

Position P
Height 5' 11"
Weight 165
Nickname Camdog

I'm currently the pitcher due to a 'bum' shoulder...a failed rotator cuff surgery in January, 1999. I've got blazing speed and power...on and off the field. Former Marine...enuf said. Die Hard Braves Fan! I got alot of talk...but the Camdog can and will back it up! It's ON! brad_cameron@amsinc.com

Chris Dunn #11

Position 1B,RCF
Height 6' 3"
Weight 197 lbs.
Nickname LC

LC...stands for "Loose Cannon". That nickname speaks for itself. Chris is the 'Rebel' of both teams, very unpredictable, but a great asset to the team. At 1B, he stretches like rubber man. Chris, as loud and crazy as he can be, has NEVER been thrown out of a game! Keep it interesting this year!! bluecyberpunk@worldnet.att.net

Jason Fulmer #2

Position RCF, 2B
Height 6'
Weight 175 lbs.
Nickname Dig Ol' Bick

jason_fulmer@amsinc.com

C.W. Harrison #9

Position 2B,3B
Height 5'9"
Weight 200
Nickname Peanut

C.W. is the team's 'nut'. When things have gotten bad, he's been the one to make both teams crack up. Peanut is one of the better sticks...he had probably the most 'intentional walks' last year. C.W._Harrison@amsinc.com

Ron Miller #18

Position 2B,3B
Height 5' 8"
Weight 210
Nickname Buzz

Ron was with our team from the beginning. He had moved to Michigan, but is now back! Welcome back Ron! Ron has an excellent glove...anywhere you put him. He's also been one of the most reliable in clutch situations! Glad to have you back! runs an 8sec 40, nickname "Buzz", from Detroit, out of the University of Michigan, favorite song "Born Slippy"; likes girls with big butts, big hair, and a big nose; dislikes Notre Dame and whiners... ron.miller@jamesmartin.com

Jake Owens #6

Position RF
Height 5'7"
Weight 160
Nickname The Snake

33 yrs. of age and probably the oldest on the team. 2nd year with team AMS, competitive and dedicated giving 110% in all he does. If he's not working or playing ball he's adding to his music collection or trying to catch the big one, fishing. Growing up he played football, baseball, and soccer. He has always been competitve and doesn't like to lose. jowens4761@aol.com

Chris Petro #10

Position SS
Height
Weight
Nickname

BIO Information coming soon! petro21@hotmail.com

Wayne Shoemaker #25

Position 1B
Height 6'6"
Weight 230
Nickname Big Dub,Shanks

This is Wayne's second year of playing organized softball and his third AMS team. Wayne's claim to fame is being the executive producer of his suprisingly successful independent film, "The Wayne Shanks Project." Under controversial circumstances, The Washington Post coined BIG DUB "The Great One," after he won the Hard Core Championship and took home the title of "D.C.'s Most Dangerous Man." When Wayne is not jackin' tape measure home runs (as his idol Mickey Mantle once did), producing independent films or bringing the smack down on someone, he likes to keep on the down low. He can be seen on the weekends frequenting many of D.C.'s watering holes and after hours clubs looking for beautiful peepettes. BIG DUB is a third-generation superstar with immeasurable athleticism--and cockiness to boot! Whether he's a fan favorite or the most hated superstar on the roster, BIG DUB is a 25-year-old phenom. He's already the "Most Electrifying Man in AMS Sports-Entertainment," and when it's all said and done he may go down in history as the most decorated, well-known and renowned superstar AMS has ever known. The plans are for this talented and dedicated team to stick together and form a cohesiveness that will bring home millions.............and millions of championships in the years to come! wayne_shoemaker@amsinc.com

Ken Shuck #23

Position LCF
Height 6'1"
Weight 175
Nickname Shuck-Knight, K-dog

Steady outfielder with strong, accurate arm; good singles and doubles hitter with an occasional flash of power; great wheels for an older guy; off the field Ken is known as a pretty mellow guy who enjoys playing other sports, running, and weightlifting; a cool Project Manager to his work team; and a gentleman with the ladies.kenneth_shuck@amsinc.com

Position	C
Height	5'9"
Weight	200
Nickname	Stump,Good Chips,No Show

Position	LF
Height	5'11"
Weight	178
Nickname	Boo

Position	OF
Height	6'1"
Weight	190
Nickname	Edge, So Def Jeff, Stocky Phat Boy

Position	P
Height	5' 11"
Weight	165
Nickname	Camdog

Position	1B,RCF
Height	6' 3"
Weight	197 lbs.
Nickname	LC

Position	RCF, 2B
Height	6'
Weight	175 lbs.
Nickname	Dig Ol' Bick

Position	2B,3B
Height	5'9"
Weight	200
Nickname	Peanut

Position	RF
Height	5'7"
Weight	160
Nickname	The Snake

Position	1B
Height	6'6"
Weight	230
Nickname	Big Dub,Shanks

Position	LCF
Height	6'1"
Weight	175
Nickname	Shuck-Knight, K-dog