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Episode 210 Cartman: "What kind of sidedishes will we be enjoying..." 84kb wav Cartman:: "Am I to understand there will be no sidedishes?" 58kb wav Kyle: "I don't think it's very healthy to sleep with rats" 32kb wav Cartman:: "You better stop being so poor..." 80kb wav Chef: "Terrance and Philip are about to go into surgery!" 84kb wav Cartman: "How come you don't have sores on your lips?" 51kb wav Mrs Cartman: "I have them somewhere else" 68kb wav Cartman: "I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!" 80kb wav Mrs Cartman: "Don't scratch it hon" 103kb wav Terrence: "Your ass is collapsing!" 129kb wav Cartman:"In the ghetto..." 172kb wav Episode 209 Cartman: "It smells like ass down here" 96kb wav Kyle: "I can see clearly now..." 135kb wav
Cartman: Cartman explains what Independent films are 110kb wav Chef: Chef singing 190kb wav
Episode 208 Kenny : "Oh My God..." (baby version) 63kb wav Officer Barbrady: "Little man in the boat" 68kb wav
Episode 207 Cartman: "I can't possibly finish this whole cake" 140kb wav Mrs Cartman: "I made beefy logs..." 97kb wav Cartman::"My father is John Elway!" 100kb wav Mrs Cabtree (Bus driver)"Kids, do not get off this bus!" 133kb wav Cartman:: "I don't wanna die on this bus!" 84kb wav Mrs Cabtree (Bus driver) "What did you say?!?" 40kb wav Episode 206 Stan: "Dude, it's just a plastic frog" 56kb wav Mr Garrison: "What's Vietnam..." 126kb wav
NED: "It's coming right for us" 28kb wav
Mr Hat: "The Vietnam War was sticky and icky" 72kb wav Cartman: "Take that, hippie!" 81kb wav Episode 205 Stan: "Was it wearing clothes?" 73kb wav
Cartman:: "My mom says there's a lot of black people in China" 49kb wav Kyle: "Don't
be a wuss!" 112kb wav Chef: "Here we go Cows, here we go!" 135kb wav Pip: "Oh, what jolly good fun!" 28kb wav
Episode 204 Cartman: "Hippies suck" 74kb wav
Cartman: "Choppin' off wee-wee's is not cool" 85kb wav Kyle: "Let us cut off your pee-pee, Stan" 100kb wav Cartman: "Wee-wee choppin' parents" 71kb wav Chef: "There's a time and a place for everything" 130kb wav Mr Mackey: "Just don't let it happen again" 109kb wav Jimbo: "Why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert?" 133kb wav Mr Mackey: "Heartache to heartache we stand, mkay" 145kb wav Episode 203 Cartman:: "You will respect my authority" 78kb wav Officer Barbrady: "Forget this ever happened" 161kb wav Cartman:: "Do you know what the speed limit is here?" 155kb wav Officer Barbrady: "I know that, smarty-pants" 77kb wav
Episode 202 Stan: Stan
barfs 86kb wav Stan: "Your mom's a hermaphalite!" (114kb wav). Chef: "I used to watch Quincy" (88kb wav).
Chef: "Doctor, we've got a shot cracker outside!" (55kb wav). Cartman:: "That sounds pretty sweet to me" (40kb wav). Cartman:That song by the Styx (137kb wav).
Episode 201 Terrence: "Oh Terrance, you farted in court!" (131kb wav). Terrence: "Oh Phillip, you farted during the closing testimony!" (163kb wav). Scott: "Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy" (97kb wav). Terrence: "Oh Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber" (146kb wav). Terrence: "That fart sounded like a ringing phone" (204kb wav). Terrence: "Shiver me timbers!" (76b wav). |
Episode 216 Cartman: "The holidays are bullcrap!" 140kb wav Mrs Cartman: "Over the river and through the woods..." 295kb wav Kyle: "That was totally gross!" 130kb wav Cartman: "You have to trust people!" 54kb wav Kyle: "Mr. Hankey has special powers" 47kb wav
Cartman: "You guys are my best friends!" 318kb wav Stan: "It just needs some tender lovin' care" 87kb wav Stans mom: "Mommy's little angel" 89kb wav
Stans mom: "Hush little baby, don't say a word..." 203kb wav Cartman:"That's hella stupid!" 57kb wav
Mr Garrison: "You go to hell and you die!" 56kb wav "If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit." 54kb wav Chef: "You've got split personality, schizophrenic jeebies." 54kb wav Stan: "Wow, dude, this house is huge!" 67kb wav "I thought he said bite the head of a bat" - Ozzy Osborne 112kb wav Cartman:"Mr. Loaf, we are selling candy bars for our dying friend." 92kb wav Stan: "How many times has Chef saved us?" 62kb wav Cartman:: "Would you like some sauerkraut, German boy?" 95kb wav Chef: "My only hope is to whore myself" 157kb wav Officer Barbrady: "I'm afraid it's the big house for you, fruitcake." 62kb wav Cartman: "No more Salisbury Steak..." 67kb wav Chef: "You are Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig!" 110kb wav Cartman:: Stinky Britches song 111kb
wav Cartman:: "Hey, you stupid son-of-a-bitch!" 118kb wav Chef: "It's
over children..." 105kb wav
Cartman:: "I will do the German dance for you..." 157kb wav Cartman:: "We've raised approximately $95...." 157kb wav
Episode 213 Officer Barbrady: "What's all the hooha?" 33kb wav Cartman: "That scared the crap outta me!" 55kb wav Kyle: "I think the line ride sucked donkey balls!" 87kb wav Cartman: "You give me $8, solider boy!" 58kb wav Kyle: "Shenanigins!"
61kb wav Cartman: "I only need one, dude" 49kb wav "Dare you enter the Chamber of Farts?" 79kb wav Stan: "I'm starting to think it's wrong..." 75kb wav Cartman:: "Sucky, sucky!" 40kb wav
Episode 212 Cartman: "Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage?" 66kb wav Mr Garrison: "Mr. Hat is a 2 timing whore!" 39kb wav Cartman:: "Can we pull up the carpeting in the livingroom?" 69kb wav Kyle: "Sick, dude! I'm not kissing a girl!" 44kb wav Cartman:: "Now all we need is chicks!" 54kb wav Kyle: "Girls suck ass!" 49kb wav
Kyle: "We could totally ruin their lives!" 56kb wav Cartman:: "Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education" 76kb wav Stan: "Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass!" 65kb wav Chef: Chef helps Stan practice for Truth or Dare 97kb wav Cartman: "If I wanna fingerpaint, then I'm gonna fingerpaint!" 142kb wav Chef: "They've had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time" 82kb wav
Episode 211 Cartman: "It's sad how jealous your are, Kyle" 50kb wav
Mrs Cartman: "Don't pick your nose, hon." 34kb wav Cartman:: "I do believe that sucked ass!" 52kb wav Kyle: "All the conserlations look alike!" 35kb wav Mr Garrison: "I'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee" 48kb wav Cartman::"I
wasn't picking it!!" 63kb wav
Stan: "We don't volunteer for anything" 73kb wav Mr Garrison: "Well, too bad! You are all going to the planetarium!" 77kb wav Cartman:: "I wasn't picking it! I had an itch!" 55kb wav Kyle: "You couldn't get both your hands behind your back!" 45kb wav Cartman: "Your haiku insults have no effect on me" 80kb wav Kyle: "Ass full of pork fat..." 99kb wav Mr Garrison: "A haiku is just like a normal American poem..." 115kb wav Cartman:: "Did you have a regional certificate, Wendy?" 99kb wav Mr Garrison: "No, you have to go in this building and see a bunch of stupid stars!" 137kb wav Cartman::"I'm talking Night Court in it's 5 season lame!" 116kb wav Cartman:: "I love Cheesy Poofs" 184kb wav Chessypoofs: "I love Cheesy Poofs!" 219kb wav |