Sounds

 

Episode 210

Cartman: "What kind of sidedishes will we be enjoying..." 84kb wav

Cartman:: "Am I to understand there will be no sidedishes?" 58kb wav

Kyle: "I don't think it's very healthy to sleep with rats" 32kb wav

Cartman:: "You better stop being so poor..." 80kb wav

Chef: "Terrance and Philip are about to go into surgery!" 84kb wav

Cartman: "How come you don't have sores on your lips?" 51kb wav

Mrs Cartman: "I have them somewhere else" 68kb wav

Cartman: "I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!" 80kb wav

Mrs Cartman: "Don't scratch it hon" 103kb wav

Terrence: "Your ass is collapsing!" 129kb wav

Cartman:"In the ghetto..." 172kb wav


Episode 209

Cartman: "It smells like ass down here" 96kb wav

Kyle: "I can see clearly now..." 135kb wav


Cartman:
"He'll be the death of him" 75kb wav
Cartman:
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" 84kb wav

Cartman: Cartman explains what Independent films are 110kb wav

Chef: Chef singing 190kb wav


Cartman:
"I love your salty chocolate balls, Chef!" 49kb wav


Episode 208

Kenny : "Oh My God..." (baby version) 63kb wav

Officer Barbrady: "Little man in the boat" 68kb wav


Mr Garrison:
"No! Lambchop No!" 80kb wav


Mr Garrison:
"I am 100% NOT gay" 59kb wav


Episode 207

Cartman: "I can't possibly finish this whole cake" 140kb wav

Mrs Cartman: "I made beefy logs..." 97kb wav

Cartman::"My father is John Elway!" 100kb wav

Mrs Cabtree (Bus driver)"Kids, do not get off this bus!" 133kb wav

Cartman:: "I don't wanna die on this bus!" 84kb wav

Mrs Cabtree (Bus driver) "What did you say?!?" 40kb wav


Episode 206

Stan: "Dude, it's just a plastic frog" 56kb wav

Mr Garrison: "What's Vietnam..." 126kb wav


Cartman::
"Revenge is so very, very sweet" 47kb wav

NED: "It's coming right for us" 28kb wav


Cartman::
"I am the deadly Mexican staring frog..." 180kb wav

Mr Hat: "The Vietnam War was sticky and icky" 72kb wav

Cartman: "Take that, hippie!" 81kb wav


Episode 205

Stan: "Was it wearing clothes?" 73kb wav


Pip:
"You shouldn't make fun of foreigners" 103kb wav

Cartman:: "My mom says there's a lot of black people in China" 49kb wav

Kyle: "Don't be a wuss!" 112kb wav

Chef: "Here we go Cows, here we go!" 135kb wav

Pip: "Oh, what jolly good fun!" 28kb wav


Cartman:
"Who the hell cares what it's called?" 56kb wav


Episode 204

Cartman: "Hippies suck" 74kb wav


Mr Mackey:
"Fingerpaiting is cool" 93kb wav

Cartman: "Choppin' off wee-wee's is not cool" 85kb wav

Kyle: "Let us cut off your pee-pee, Stan" 100kb wav

Cartman: "Wee-wee choppin' parents" 71kb wav

Chef: "There's a time and a place for everything" 130kb wav

Mr Mackey: "Just don't let it happen again" 109kb wav

Jimbo: "Why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert?" 133kb wav

Mr Mackey: "Heartache to heartache we stand, mkay" 145kb wav


Episode 203

Cartman:: "You will respect my authority" 78kb wav

Officer Barbrady: "Forget this ever happened" 161kb wav

Cartman:: "Do you know what the speed limit is here?" 155kb wav

Officer Barbrady: "I know that, smarty-pants" 77kb wav


Officer Barbrady:
"It says, 'sorry I had sex with the chicken'" 135kb wav


Episode 202

Stan: Stan barfs 86kb wav

Stan: "Your mom's a hermaphalite!" (114kb wav).

Chef: "I used to watch Quincy" (88kb wav).


Kyle:
Kyle sings "Come Sail Away" (190kb wav).

Chef: "Doctor, we've got a shot cracker outside!" (55kb wav).

Cartman:: "That sounds pretty sweet to me" (40kb wav).

Cartman:That song by the Styx (137kb wav).

 


Episode 201

Terrence: "Oh Terrance, you farted in court!" (131kb wav).

Terrence: "Oh Phillip, you farted during the closing testimony!" (163kb wav).

Scott: "Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy" (97kb wav).

Terrence: "Oh Phillip, you saved me from the gas chamber" (146kb wav).

Terrence: "That fart sounded like a ringing phone" (204kb wav).

Terrence: "Shiver me timbers!" (76b wav).

Episode 216

Cartman: "The holidays are bullcrap!" 140kb wav

Mrs Cartman: "Over the river and through the woods..." 295kb wav

Kyle: "That was totally gross!" 130kb wav

Cartman: "You have to trust people!" 54kb wav

Kyle: "Mr. Hankey has special powers" 47kb wav



Episode 215

Cartman: "You guys are my best friends!" 318kb wav

Stan: "It just needs some tender lovin' care" 87kb wav

Stans mom: "Mommy's little angel" 89kb wav


Cartman:
"You guys can kiss my black ass!" 59kb wav

Stans mom: "Hush little baby, don't say a word..." 203kb wav

Cartman:"That's hella stupid!" 57kb wav



Episode 214

Mr Garrison: "You go to hell and you die!" 56kb wav

"If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit." 54kb wav

Chef: "You've got split personality, schizophrenic jeebies." 54kb wav

Stan: "Wow, dude, this house is huge!" 67kb wav

"I thought he said bite the head of a bat" - Ozzy Osborne 112kb wav

Cartman:"Mr. Loaf, we are selling candy bars for our dying friend." 92kb wav

Stan: "How many times has Chef saved us?" 62kb wav

Cartman:: "Would you like some sauerkraut, German boy?" 95kb wav

Chef: "My only hope is to whore myself" 157kb wav

Officer Barbrady: "I'm afraid it's the big house for you, fruitcake." 62kb wav

Cartman: "No more Salisbury Steak..." 67kb wav

Chef: "You are Mr. Hat and Mr. Twig!" 110kb wav

Cartman:: Stinky Britches song 111kb wav

Cartman:: "Hey, you stupid son-of-a-bitch!" 118kb wav

Chef: "It's over children..." 105kb wav

Cartman:: "I will do the German dance for you..." 157kb wav

Cartman:: "We've raised approximately $95...." 157kb wav

 


Episode 213

Officer Barbrady: "What's all the hooha?" 33kb wav

Cartman: "That scared the crap outta me!" 55kb wav

Kyle: "I think the line ride sucked donkey balls!" 87kb wav

Cartman: "You give me $8, solider boy!" 58kb wav

Kyle: "Shenanigins!" 61kb wav

Cartman: "I only need one, dude" 49kb wav

"Dare you enter the Chamber of Farts?" 79kb wav

Stan: "I'm starting to think it's wrong..." 75kb wav

Cartman:: "Sucky, sucky!" 40kb wav


Cartman:
"Kyle, will you relax!" 59kb wav


Cartman::
"You guys...seriously...my back!" 90kb wav

 


Episode 212

Cartman: "Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage?" 66kb wav

Mr Garrison: "Mr. Hat is a 2 timing whore!" 39kb wav

Cartman:: "Can we pull up the carpeting in the livingroom?" 69kb wav

Kyle: "Sick, dude! I'm not kissing a girl!" 44kb wav

Cartman:: "Now all we need is chicks!" 54kb wav

Kyle: "Girls suck ass!" 49kb wav


Cartman::
"Ma, can I watch American Gladiators?" 66kb wav

Kyle: "We could totally ruin their lives!" 56kb wav

Cartman:: "Stan's behavior is having an adverse effect on my education" 76kb wav

Stan: "Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass!" 65kb wav

Chef: Chef helps Stan practice for Truth or Dare 97kb wav

Cartman: "If I wanna fingerpaint, then I'm gonna fingerpaint!" 142kb wav

Chef: "They've had this whole thing planned out months ahead of time" 82kb wav

 


Episode 211

Cartman: "It's sad how jealous your are, Kyle" 50kb wav


Stan:
"Can't we just be like normal 3rd graders?" 44kb wav

Mrs Cartman: "Don't pick your nose, hon." 34kb wav

Cartman:: "I do believe that sucked ass!" 52kb wav

Kyle: "All the conserlations look alike!" 35kb wav

Mr Garrison: "I'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee" 48kb wav

Cartman::"I wasn't picking it!!" 63kb wav

Stan: "We don't volunteer for anything" 73kb wav

Mr Garrison: "Well, too bad! You are all going to the planetarium!" 77kb wav

Cartman:: "I wasn't picking it! I had an itch!" 55kb wav

Kyle: "You couldn't get both your hands behind your back!" 45kb wav

Cartman: "Your haiku insults have no effect on me" 80kb wav

Kyle: "Ass full of pork fat..." 99kb wav

Mr Garrison: "A haiku is just like a normal American poem..." 115kb wav

Cartman:: "Did you have a regional certificate, Wendy?" 99kb wav

Mr Garrison: "No, you have to go in this building and see a bunch of stupid stars!" 137kb wav

Cartman::"I'm talking Night Court in it's 5 season lame!" 116kb wav

Cartman:: "I love Cheesy Poofs" 184kb wav

Chessypoofs: "I love Cheesy Poofs!" 219kb wav