Q. Why don`t witches like to ride their brooms when they`re angry?       A. They`re afraid of flying off the handle!      

Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest?       A. No body      

Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining?       A. Bone appetit !      

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?       A. Dayscare centers      

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?       A. His ghoul friend.      

Q. What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?       A. Benjamin Frankenstein      

Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?       A. Ice Scream      

Q. What`s a monster`s favorite play?       A. Romeo and Ghouliet      

Q. What do witches put on their hair?       A. Scare spray      

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?       A. Bamboo      

Q. What`s a haunted chicken?       A. A poultry-geist     

  Q. Why did the monster eat a light bulb?       A. Because he was in need of a light snack  

     Q. Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-       A. Have you ever tried to iron a monster?  

     Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?       A. Boo boos      

Q. Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?       A. Because of his coffin      

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?       A. They`re good at keeping things under wraps   

    Q. What kind of cereal do monsters eat?       A. Ghost-Toasties      

Q. What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?       A. A wash and wear wolf       

Q. What do you call a person who puts poison in a person`s corn flakes?       A. A cereal killer      

Q. Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?       A. Because if they were small and round and smooth they`d be M&M`s      

Q. What is as sharp as a vampires fang?       A. His other fang.      

Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?   A: Twick or Tweet      

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?   A: Squash      

Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?   A: Spelling      

Q: What does a vampire fear most?   A: Tooth decay      

Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?   A: At a blood bank     

  Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?   A: To the dead sea      

Q: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?   A: A blood vessel     

  Q: Why are there fences around cemetaries?   A: Because people are dying to get in.

      Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?   A: He didn't have the guts.   

    Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?   A: Because demons are a ghoul`s best friend!       Q: What happened to the guy who couldnīt keep up payments to his exorcist?       A: He was repossessed.