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976-EVIL- A dorky kid learns how to dial up Satan and goes on a rampage..
Acts of Betrayal- An intrepid FBI agent must protect a federal witness from mercenaries. Have you heard that one before?
Abberation- Little demon critters take up residence in a mountain cabin.
American Commandos- Bad movie! Bad, bad, movie!
An American Werewolf in Paris- On behalf of all Americans I want to apologize to the people of France for staging this stupid ass movie in their beautiful city....
Alien Terminator-Maria Ford stars in a really really bad "alien" ripoff.
Alienator- A really big broad with ray guns come to earth to kick ass!
Alien Nation- Aliens on Earth become second class citizens, and they don't like it. The TV show was better.
Alien Warrior- This movie was racist and it sucked.
Alligator- A big gator makes snacks out of some guys...a REALLY big gator.
The Amityville Horror- Believe it or not, there was a time this was considered scary.
Ancient Evil- Cheap Aztec mummy and really stupid college students. Guess what happens.
Angel of Destruction- Maria Ford has no shame....this movie has a lot of nudity.
Angelfist- There are a lot more breasts than fists here.
The Annihilators- I'm sorry, a villian named "Roy Boy" just isn't frightening.
Automatic- A robot butler is the hero in this futuristic version of "Die Hard".
Back in Action- Billy Blanks and roddy Piper team up to kick ass..
Barb Wire- More like Barf Wire. Starring Pamela Anderson and her two friends.
The Base- One soldier must take on a squad of corrupt grunts.
Battle Beyond the Stars- John-boy Walton kicks ass in outer space!
The Being- This movie was dark...and I mean dark as in I could barely see a friggin' thing!
Beowulf- Reminds me of the old cartoon, "Thundarr, the Barbarian".
Biohazard: The Alien Force- A wierd monster kills some pretty goofy-ass people
Blackbeard the Pirate- I'm sure the real Blackbeard was not this boring......rent this.
Black Scorpion- If you have a choice between this movie and Batman and Robin...rent this.
Black Scorpion II- The Black Scorpion faces off against a poor man's joker and a chick with shock blasters.
The Blair Witch Project- Hype or not, I thought it was scary.
Blair Witch Project II: Book of Shadows- What a complete waste of everything.
Bless The Child- Oh, man...they said the Devil's greatest trick line in this flick....ain't that too old yet?
Blind Fury- A blinded war vet fights by using his ears and uses a realy sharp sword.
Bloodfist VI: Ground Zero- Or why some dumbasses should never be generals....
Blood Symbol- Ye Gods! It was worse than my lowest expectations!
Blood of Heroes- Football is really vicious after the Apocalypse!
Blowback- Its not too bad for a movie thats kind of a ripoff.
Body Armor- A perfect, perfect man against an evil, evil man...totally ridiculous.
Bram Stoker's Dracula- If you look, the URL says BS Dracula....that wasn't a coincidence.
Caligula- This is movie is just plain disgusting.
Candyman- Yep, I reviewed them in reverse, but here it is....the first Candyman movie!
Candyman II: Farewell to the Flesh- Candyman vs a teacher!
Candyman III: Day of the Dead- Candyman goes after his really hot looking great great granddaughter to kill her.
Captain America- Albert Pyun should be arrested for treason for this movie
Captain Harlock: Revenge of the Space Pirate - When the earth is conquered, one man becomes an outlaw to defend freedom.
Castle Freak- For a full moon pic, it wasn't bad.
Cat People- Sex turns a young woman into a panther...I think I dated her once...
The Chill Factor- Does the world really need another 'buddy' movie?
The Chilling- People in cryogenic suspension wake up and try to kill Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty.
The Class of 1984 - Vicious punks torment a school and onlyt the music teaher can stop them
The Clown at Midnight- Clowns are evil...this proves it!
The Club- Really stupid teenagers are pursued by the devil and a psychotic teacher on prom night.
Cobra- Sylvester stallone kills a whole buncha guys.
Cold Night into Dawn- For once Michael Ironsides is a good guy!
The Colony- Humans abducted by aliens fight back to save the earth!
Conan the Destroyer- Conan and his friends fight an evil queen in a movie that seems to have been written by a teenage dungeon-master.
The Coroner- A wicked M.E. makes an enemy of a plucky lady attorney.
Counter Measures- One American pacifist can beat up a shipload of Russian mercenaries...
Crash Dive- Michael Dudikoff must save the crew of a nuclear sub from terrorists.
Crawlers- Oh, man, this movie had a buttload of bad acting.
Crocodile- I learned a lot about crocodiles from this flick.
Cthulhu Mansion- Stupid street punks meet a demonic force. Guess who dies.
Cutting Class- Brad Pitt probably regrets this....
The Curse- A meteorite threatens Wesley Crusher...I mean Wil Wheaton and his farm family.
Cutthroat Island- Geena Davis sails the high seas in search of booty....uh, I mean treasure!
*Guest Review!* Cyber City- Vicious gun toting sheperds! TREMBLE!
Cyber Ninja- A futuristic power ranger on acid combats evil.
Dad Savage- Find out what Captain Picard would be like if he was evil.
Dark Angel: the Ascent- This movie is actually pretty good.
Dark Breed- Aliens come to earth to do the usual....end life as we know it.
Darkman- Before Liam Neeson became a Jedi he was a disfigured scientist out for revenge.
Darkman: The Return of Durant- Darkman's arch-enemy returns and wants him dead!
Darkman III: Die, Darkman, Die- A criminal mastermind tries to destroy Darkman but can anyone kill the wily, disfigured antihero?
The Danger Zone- A female band does battle with a group of evil bikers.
The Day the Earth Stood Still- A friendly alien lands on Earth...and we bust a cap in his ass.
Dawn of the Mummy -Should be titled "Yawn of the Mummy".
Deadly Daphnes Revenge - I actually enjoyed this movie!
Deadly Friend- A teenage genius brings his girlfriend back to life and she goes on a rampage.
Deadly Heroes- Why do movie terrorists have no agendas whatsoever...except to get their asses kicked?
Dead Man Walking- No, not the movie with Sean Penn....this one stars Wings Hauser.
Deathstalker: Match of the Titans- MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch has better fights than this movie....and better writers too.
Deathstalker & the Warriors from Hell- A mighty warrior fights undead warriors and eats spuds.
The Delivery- This movie delivers!
Deep Blue Sea- Does it really matter that these sharks are super smart? They still do what all movie sharks do...eat people!
Deep Star Six- An undersea base is besieged by nuclear explosions and a giant crab for the seafood lover in you!
Delta Force III- The Delta force must team up with their russian counterparts to stop a terrorist threat in Florida!
The Demolitionist- Big-breasted Baywatch bombshell busts baddies' brains.
DNA- A mild mannered doctor faces a predator wannabe in the jungle!
Doctor Cyclops -A mad scientist shrinks his victims to Tom Thumb size and then takes a nap!
Doctor Giggles -A pyscho doctor! In 1983 i might have said "cool!". Now I say "Yawn".
Doctor Mordrid- A wizard from another dimension protects the Earth fro another wizard from another dimension.
Doctor Who- As an american fan of the shoe I want to apologize to the UK fans on our behalf. Holywood can screw up a wet dream can't they?
The Doorway- Man, a free Doorway to hell comes with this rental house!
DefCon 4- An astronaut becomes a reluctant...and somwhat chicken...hero on post apocalypse Earth.
Drunken Tai Chi- A spoiled rich kid learns the secrets of Tai Chi and kicks the asses of those who have wronged him!
Dune- I still don't 'get' this flick.
The Eliminators- A quote from the movie says it best...this is some kinda comic book on film. Starring Denise Crosby.
End of Days- Normally, the Inferno doesn't deal with recent theatrical releases...but for Arnold we make an exception.
Excessive Force II- If you're going to put excessive in the title, be excessive!
The Exterminator- Robert Ginty dispense vigilante justice on a crime ridden New York.
The Exterminator II- The Exterminator returns and he's really pissed this time!
Fallen Knight- Dolph Lundgren is a priest that punches demon people in the back of the head.
Final Voyage- Man, this flick looks cheap....
First Encounter -Don't be fooled! They put Roddy Piper on the box, but this is worse than his worse movie! He's hardly in it anyway!
The Fly- Decent 80's type monster flick. Better than the original or the sequel.
The Fly II -*GUEST REVIEW!!* EmptyShell exercises some Pest Control!
Food of the Gods II- The gods won't swallow this...neither should you.
Forever Evil- Not nearly as bad as you might think....
Frogs- "Bud--wei-ser"-These frogs mean business! Drink bud or else!
Future Fear- This movie was the one that made me begin to despise Maria Ford.
Galaxy Express 999 - A flying train takes a young boy on a journey of revenge, loss and understanding.
Gang Boys -What the hell was Wings Hauser thinking?
Gamera, Guardian of the Universe- Earth's only defense is a giant, firebreathing turtle.
Guardian Angel- Cynthia Rothrock seeks vengeance on the bitch that killed her lover.
Ghostkeeper- A spooky old lady and a monster terrorize vacationing idiots.
Godzilla- This is not the real godzilla...just the crappy '98 movie version.
Godzilla 2000-This is the REAL Godzilla.
Golden Voyage of Sinbad- Sinbad must save his beautiful girlfriend from a wizard that shrinks her to a few inches tall.
Goliath Awaits- This movie was completely different from what it said on the box....
Grizzly- If a bear eats your ass in the woods does it make any sound?
The Haunted Sea- An ancient demon goes after greedy sailors.
The Haunting- Good Lord, this movie was lame!
Hellbound- Chuck Norris kicks the devil in the butt.
Hellraiser- One of the truly scary 80's horror pics.
Hercules in New York- *GUEST REVIEW*-Rick gives the skinny on this early Schwarzenegger flick.
The Heroic Trio- Three hot babes against an evil chinese demon!
Hide and Go Shriek- Horny teens once again face a mysterious killer
Hologram Man- In the not too distant future, an Arnold Rimmer wannabe wreaks havoc.
Home Sweet Home- This movie is old and cheap looking, but still entertaining.
Honor and Glory- Not enough Cynthia in this movie.
The House of Evil- Really old kids and a boring movie
The House where evil dwells- An american family is besieged by ancient japanese ghosts.
Howard the Duck - Although its said to be one of the worst movies of the 80's its kind of good...in a cheesey kind of way.
Howling: New Moon Rising - This isn't a review...its a warning! Do Not Rent This piece of Crap!
The Human Shield- An Ex-military badass must go to pre-Desert Storm Iraq to save his brother from a Saddam Hussien lookalike!
Humongous- The monster wasn't that scary and he wasn't even that humongous....
The Hunted- Christopher Lambert is an american businessman is entagled in a fued between Samurias and Ninjas!
