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HELLO MALENKOMANIACS!!!

3/4/03:

Greetings!

Well, I haven't updated this thing since July of last year. But I haven't been inactive, no sirree! "But Mr. Mysterious Writer Guy! I haven't seen anything you've done during that time! Where have you been? And just where in the hell is 'The Shooter' Dean Malenko?!"

To answer both your questions: Weekly Visitor! It's the new home of my wacky rasslin' writing, and the new home of "The Shooter" Dean Malenko!  Come join Deano Machino and his wacky rasslin' pals at Weekly Visitor! THE WACKINESS NEVER STOPS!

Sadly, you can no longer talk to The Shooter himself because he emailed me in a drunken rage this morning and said he doesn't want to talk you tools (in so many words). Anyway, go read all the shit you haven't read yet or I'll 0wn you in Fire Pro!

-ATAK97, uh...Close Personal Friend of Dean Malenko! Yeah, that's it!

The Old Columns You Can't Find At Weekly Visitor (For The Most Part)

5/17/01: The State of Wrestling in America Today
5/23/01: In Defense of Perry Saturn
6/19/01: RAW Magazine Revue: June 2001
7/9/01: Happy 2nd Anniversary, Slashwrestling.com!
7/13/01: RAW Magazine Revue: July 2001
7/21/01: I, Shooter
8/16/01: RAW Magazine Revue: August 2001
8/18/01: Dean Malenko's Message Board Madness: The Lita Sux Chronicles
11/12/01: Why the InVasion is a Big Pile of Suck!
1/2/02: ...With a Little Help From My Friend!
1/23/02: Of Previewing the Rumbling Royalty!
1/24/02: RAW Magazine Revue: January 2002 (THE GLORIOUS RETURN!)
2/12/02: The Shooter's Match Review! (Me vs. Gedo, Super J-Cup 1994)
3/9/02: Of Previewing Wrestling Mania Eggs-Eight!
4/29/02: Around the Net with Deano, Vol. 1
7/25/02: The History of Puroresu (Japanese Wrestling!) Part One



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