Buffys Moronic Friends
Willow sat at her vanity idly brushing
her short red hair. She and Oz were going to the Bronze tonight.
She had to look her best. Ever since they had made love Willow
had basically became a nympho. She wanted sex all the time and if
she wanted it tonight she would have to look good.
She looked up at her clock. "Wow
it only took me thirty
minutes to look this good. I think I'll call Buffy." Willow
reached over to her telephone to call her poor friend. Ever since
Angel had left Buffy had not been doing much but slaying and
crying. It was not a good thing.
The telephone rang several times before Buffy finally picked up.
"Hello?"
"Hey Buffy! It's Will. How are you?"
"I'm not doing very good."
"Oh Buffy, what's wrong?" Willow said to her, her voice
full of concern.
"Duh Willow what do you think? The love of my life left me.
That's what is wrong with me." Buffy said rudely.
"Well, I thought you were trying to move on with your
life." Willow reminded her, "you can't move on if you
insist on thinking about him all the time. You need to get out
and look for someone new!"
"I'm really not ready. He just left two days ago!"
Buffy said to her.
"Oh come on Buffy! Come to the Bronze with me tonight. It'll
do you good."
"I don't know. I don't really feel up to it."
"Buffy you will never get over him if you continue the way
you are." Willow said sternly. "Now get dressed and
come with me or else!"
"Oh all right. I'll come. I'll meet you there at 9:00,
okay?" Buffy said.
"Great see you then." Willow said happily.
Willow swayed to the music as Oz smiled down at her from the
stage. She smiled and waved and her new lover. Oz motioned to her
that Buffy had just walked in the door.
Willow turned around and saw her best friend. She skipped happily
to her and hugged her as hard as she could. "You came!"
Willow yelled over the music.
"I said I would." Buffy said
"Oh
.yeah
well I didn't know if you would actually
come..since you are sad because he left." Willow babbled.
"Well, I'm here. Let's have some fun." Buffy tried to
smile.
"Yeah! We are on the fun mobile." Willow grinned.
"Umm..yeah."
The two girls walked to a table and sat down.
"So Will..what's been happening with you?"
"Oh nothing
." Willow blushed.
"That's so not a nothing face. Spill it." Buffy said.
"Well, Oz and I
have
well.. we
.um
I
don't how to say this."
"Open your mouth and say it. That's a good way to
start."
"We
um
made love
several times in
fact!" Willow said nearly bursting with joy.
"Oh
" Buffy said sadly. It all made her remember
her time with Angel and how she would never be able to have that
with him.
"Aren't you happy for me? Do you think I'm a slut or
something? Willow said.
"No
I don't. It's just hard to hear about it."
"Oh
why?"
"Because of Angel! Why do you think?" Buffy said
angrily
"Buffy I thought we came here to get over him?" Willow
reminded her
"Willow it's so not that simple. You just can't stop loving
someone like that. Maybe you can do it, but I can't."
"What do you mean maybe I can?"
Buffy rolled her eyes. "Will it's no secret that you love
Xander. Yet you sleep with Oz. It kind of seems that you only
want someone else when Xander isn't available."
"Uh
that's not true! I..umm
love Oz!" Willow
shouted at her.
"If you loved him you wouldn't have cheated on him."
Buffy said to her.
"That was harsh! I can't believe you would bring that up.
You dated someone else when Angel was out of hell. So don't act
like you are so great."
"Hello? It's your fault I dated stupid Scott. If you hadn't
forced me to look at him I wouldn't have even thought about
it!"
"What? That makes no sense!" Willow said, angry that
Buffy was trying to blame her for everything.
"Whatever Willow. I'm just sick of it."
"Sick of what?"
"Of you!" Buffy screamed at her.
Willow looked at her and just started to laugh.
"You are just jealous because I have what you'll never
have!"
"What? A really bad hairdo and no fashion sense?"
"Huh? NO!" Willow whined.
"I'm not jealous that you get to screw some guy you don't
even love. I feel sorry for you more than anything. At least I
had one night of actual true love. You had nothing."
Willow just looked at her stunned.
"Buffy what's happening to us?"
"I don't know Willow. Want to go outside and get some air.
It must be this place."
"Okay." They both get up and start walking towards the
door. Willow spotted Xander and walked over to him.
"Go ahead Buffy. I'll be right out."
"Okay."
"What's up Will?" Xander said
"Buffy is being a major bitca! All I hear is whine, whine,
whine!" Willow said exasperated by her friend's behavior.
"What's new? She is always like that when she breaks up with
Angel. Want me to talk to her?"
"Yeah maybe she'll listen to you."
The two walk out of the door and see Buffy standing there.
"Hey Buff.. are you doing better now?" Xander said
quietly.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Buffy said rudely,
"I don't have a problem."
Buffy turned away and started to walk away.
"Willow you better call her mom. Something is defiantly
wrong with her."
"Okay Xander."
Willow went inside to call Ms. Summers and Xander decided to go
talk to Buffy.
"Buffy wait!" Xander screamed at her.
Buffy turned around and looked at geek boy. "Yeah?"
"I know you are sad and everything that Angel left, but get
over it. He isn't good for you anyway."
"How would you know? Like you are good for me or
something?"
"I'm better for you then he is."
"Ugh.. spoken like a true asshole." Buffy complained.
Willow came running towards them to see if Xander had talked some
sense into Buffy.
"Is everything better now?" Willow said, as if she was
talking to a small child.
"Nothing is ever going to be better!" Buffy screamed at
her.
"Hey! Don't talk to her like that." Xander yelled at
her.
"What are you going to do about Xander?" Buffy
demanded.
Willow started to cry as she watched her two best friends in the
world fight.
"I'll kill you if you hurt her! I'll do it!" Xander
screamed.
"I don't think so." Someone said softly.
"Angel?" Buffy turned around and saw her lover in the
shadows. "I thought you left me forever."
"I couldn't do it Buffy. I have to tell you something."
Angel said to her.
"What?"
Suddenly a black jeep pulled up next to the Bronze. Out of it
came Joyce. "Buffy what the hell is the matter with
you?" She said with anger.
"What? I didn't do anything." Buffy said trying to
dismiss her annoying mother.
"You! What are you doing here?" Joyce said, pointing at
Angel.
"He had to tell me something mom."
"Don't believe anything he says. He kills people. He isn't
good for you." Joyce screamed at the top of her lungs.
Buffy just rolled her eyes and looked at Angel. "Well?"
"Your mom told me to leave. I'm sorry I listened to her. I'm
sorry that I broke your heart. I never wanted to do that. She
just made me feel so bad about loving you. Would you forgive
me?" Angel begged.
"Angel.. she did what?" Buffy said, turning around to
face her mother.
"I only did what I thought was best!" Joyce said.
"What is best for me is Angel. He loves me!"
"Buffy you are too young to know what is good for you. You
are still a child!"
"I'm still a child? I have saved the world countless times
and yet I'm still a child?" Buffy screamed at her.
"Yes you are! Now get into this car young lady or
else!" Joyce screamed at her again.
"No Mom." Buffy said calmly.
Joyce walked to her and grabbed her arm. Willow and Xander ran to
Buffy to try to help Joyce. This all just pissed Buffy off more.
Angel lunged towards Xander and threw him down on the pavement.
He then picked the scrawny boy up by his neck and slammed him
down again. He looked down at the boy and felt the need to drink
him. He picked him up and sank his fangs deep in his neck. He
felt the coppery taste of the blood and he couldn't stop.
Willow picked up the stake she carried and started to turn
towards Angel. Buffy saw this happening and grabbed the girl and
snapped her neck.
Buffy felt a sudden pang of remorse before she started laughing.
She looked down at her once best friend and kicked her.
"Buffy Anne Summers! You killed Willow! You are so grounded
young lady!" Joyce yelled at her.
"What did you say mom?
"I said you are grounded!"
"I don't think so." Buffy walked to her and grabbed her
by the neck.
"Honey?"
"Yes?" Angel said as he finished off Xander.
"Are you hungry?" Buffy grinned at him.
"As a matter of fact
I am." Angel smiled at her.
"Here you go. One idiot mother just for you."
"Thanks." Angel said before he grabbed Joyce.
"Buffy! Don't let him do it! You love me! I'm your
mother!"
"Whatever mom. Just do it Angel."
"Whatever you say Buff." Angel grabbed Joyce by the
hair and pulled her head down to his neck. He sank his fangs in
deep for the second time tonight.
Soon Joyce lay limp in his arms. Buffy stood beside him and
smiled.
When he finished he looked up at her.
"Did you call me Buff Angel? Buffy said curiously.
"Yeah I did lover." Angel smiled wickedly at him.
"Angelus?" Buffy said, amazed that he was back.
"Yup." He grinned at her.
Buffy ran to him and jump on him, wrapping her legs around his
waist. She smiled at him and asked. "What do you want to do
now?"
"I was thinking we could fuck like bunnies and then maybe
visit an all night mall. I have a sudden craving for leather
pants."
"Sounds good to me!" Buffy said happily. She slid down
him slowly and reached out her hand to him.
He took her hand within his and they walked away making sure to
kick their dead friends a few more times. The lived happily ever
after.
The End