Utilizing the sum intelligence of their wisest alumni, they somehow decided that a good mascot for a team called The Crimson Tide, would be an elephant. Go figure!
Anyway, they found an elephant
named Big Al to be their school mascot. Big Al turned out to be a popular
mascot and hit it off with all the cheerleaders and the fans.
Problems soon developed, however,
when Big Al fell in love with one of the Bammer Cheerleaders named Ellie
Mae. Big Al was so smitten with Ellie Mae that he asked her to marry
him.
Ellie Mae refused and Big Al was
heartbroken. Try as he might, he just could not forget about Ellie
Mae. One day, Big Al flipped out and kidnapped Ellie Mae.
Unfortunately, for Big Al, Ellie Mae's Daddy was an influential alumnus of Bammer. In fact, he was a ranking member of the Red Elephant Club, a group of weathly alumni that run the University and donate money and pay money to athletes, you know, stuff like that.
Well, Ellie Mae's Daddy rallied
the entire membership of the Red Elephant club and they hunted down Big
Al and Ellie Mae.
Big Al tried to apologize and make
amends for his actions, but alas, it was to no avail. The Red Elephant
Club blasted him to Kingdom Come.
Does anybody know a mascot that might be looking for employment?
