THE ERIC LOCKE STORY

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Once upon a time there was a great athlete named Eric Locke. Eric was from Tennesse, but somehow made a mistake and signed with the University Of Alabama. After a year, Eric realized what a horrible mistake he had made and decided to transfer to a winning program. He tried and tried to meet with his head coach, Coach Dumbose, to ask for his release, but Coach Dumbose got wind of this and would not meet with him.

Finally, Coach Dumbose (a.k.a. Dr. Evil) did met with Eric Locke. Locke asked for his release so he could transfer to The University Of Tennessee and Dr. Evil said "No way! We can't even beat them now, so I'm sure not going to let you go there -- even if they did get your Daddy a better job than I did!"

With that, Dr. Evil called security and Locke vacated the premises.

Later that day, Coach DumBose called a Press Conference to explain to the Bammer faithful that everything was Eric's fault. He also proclaimed that Eric had been treated fairly and that the Bammer program was, in fact, healthy.

Contrary to popular belief, the Bammer athletes are smarter than Dumbose gives them credit for being, and they know the truth!

THE END

OR JUST THE BEGINNING?!?!?

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