Cloning for Company

It's a big world out there and sometimes the loneliest place is in a crowd. Everyone is looking for friends, but sometimes they are hard to find. Even when a person makes a friend, there is no guarantee that the friendship will last--maybe the person will turn out to be totally different than expected. But it does not have to be that way anymore.

Now that Cyclone Enterprises has made incredible strides in the science of genetics, there's hope for the desperately lonely. No friends--no problem! No family--no problem! You can be your own best friend or your own twin brother or sister through the miracles of science.

Cyclone Enterprises has made it easy and affordable to create fully-grown clones quickly in the comfort of your own home. With just a few flakes of dead skin, anyone can duplicate him or herself in no time. The procedure is that simple. No scientific knowledge or technical expertise is necessary because the kit has been prepared by some of the finest minds in the field of genetics today. They've done all the hard work so the consumer need only follow the easy instructions.

Just think. In no time at all, you could be playing a challenging game of chess against yourself. Imagine how good you'll get having to try and out-think a foe who plays like you. Do you like tennis but have a hard time finding someone to play against? Now you'll always have a comparably-skilled opponent. Even if you just want someone to talk to, or even someone to blame all your problems on, this kit is for you.

The Home Cloning Kit will soon be available for the nominal fee of $50,000 payable in ten easy installments of $7,000. Why be alone when you can clone? For more information or to place an advance order, contact Cyclone Enterprises, P.O. Box 222, 2nd Street, Tallahassee, FL 22448.

October, 1999