Hello again Kiddes. The Piece taht is at the end of this article is intended for everyone who loves WCW and wonders, what is a fate worse than death...
Allright, let's look at RAW alone for now. Good Start, the rating showed that thwe most popular matches were the Chyna matches and Y2J. I expected better ratings for the overrun. Oh well. I fell asleep anyway. All I heard was that there are 2 guys going up against Austin at the PPV. I was so tired. Anyway. I liked how they had 3 different #1 comtenders in one night. Very Good
I am still pissed at Austin and his meddling with the PPV. He can suck my 10 foot dick.
I think that Bob and Crash holly are the biggest bunch of friggin morons walking Goads green earth. I am now looking into my crystal ball, and I see the Big Slow and UT vs. the little shits, I mean the Hollys. After stomping them at the September PPV, I expect the brothers jackass to beat the hell out of each other in Hardcore matches. Weeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Jericho is again wowing the entire world with his constant show of a sharp tounge, and some major wit. However, pissing off the Big Slow and UT isnt too wise, but I wanted to see him vs the Great one.
Speaking of the Great one, he is gonna lube up his size 13 with calimine lotion, turn that son bitch sideways and stiack it straight up Mr ASS. And while he is lubeing up, Mr Ass is gonna win, and start a fued with Austin.
Jeff Jarrett ..... did I ever say that I hate Tennesee?
I am not sure who is gonna win the tag titles, lets see, how many times have the Big Slow and UT kicked the shit out of Kane and X-Pac? well, once every show for the last 2 weeks, 4 times, Summer Slam is gonna make 5.
Somehow or another Shane McMahon is gonna win and beat the hell out of Test, he did it to X-Pac at WM15. Hmmm who likes shane and needs a boost? I am not sure, maybe Shamrock?(HINT: I LIKE TO BE SARCASTIC TRY OUR FAVORITE SADIST BLACKMAN)
While we dicuss mental issues, Al Snow is a lost cause and Ken Shamrock is gonna do what he did last year as SS, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER ENTERS THE LIONS DEN.
Well, that's all for Toasty's WWF Smack Down
WAIT. My predictions for SS:
Lions Den: Ken Shamrock
Love her or leave her: Shane McMahon
Tag Titles: UT and Big Slow
Hardcore: Road Dogg-Pins snow
European/IC: D-LO
Womens title: whoever is going against Ivory
World: HHH-Pins Mankind
and here is my special Presentation:
John Doe: I have an Idea for a triple threat match,
Joe Shmoe: shoot dude
John Doe: SID vs. SCSA vs. TAZ
John Doe: NHB
John Doe: NDQ
John Doe: FCA
John Doe: Weapons required to enter the ring
Joe Shmoe: sounds good 2 me
John Doe: nix the falls count anywhere
John Doe: Ladder match
John Doe: with 3 contracts strung from the cieling
Joe Shmoe: kool
John Doe: in the ECW arena in Philly
Joe Shmoe: kool
John Doe: whoever gets all 3 gets all 3 wrestlers money
John Doe: the other 2 must join WCW and wrestle, AND LOSE TO:
John Doe: berlyn
John Doe: fit finlay
John Doe: scott norton
Joe Shmoe: LOL!
John Doe: and Hulk Hogan
John Doe: wait, one more
Joe Shmoe: AHHHH!
John Doe: the biggest joke in sports entertainment
John Doe: RIC FLAIR
Joe Shmoe: AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH HA
John Doe: First off , having to go to WCW is a big enough slap in the face
John Doe: let alone having to get in the ring with the geriatric
Joe Shmoe: lol
John Doe: then jobbing to all of those "fine rastlers"
John Doe: whoo, i just wanna say, dont lose
Joe Shmoe: LOL!
This is a mesage to all the WCW fans out there (and yes I said it the slow hick ass way) Your federation that you love, is dying. Hell, soon ECW will out rate you jobbers. My friend and I saw it as amusing when we concokted this match. And guess what, SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!!!
Signed- ToAsTy
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