These are my favorite quotes from the Doctor Snuggles characters.


"If you have to dig a tunnel you can't beat a badger and a couple of rabbits."

~Doctor Snuggles commenting on Dennis's, Benjy's, and Freddy's tunneling abilities as they are digging a tunnel to escape a cell on Plant Planet.

(From The Astounding Treacle Tree.)


"Carpets aren't meant to fly, it's unnatural."

~Ms. Nettles to Doctor Snuggles when he asks Ms. Nettles if she'd like to take a ride on a flying carpet that was a gift from a disguised Professor Emerald

(From The Spectacular Rescue of Ms. Nettles.)


"We can always build another rocket, but we can't build another mouse."

~Doctor Snuggles to Knobby after Knobby destroyed the Dreamy Boom Boom Rocket.

(From The Unbelievable Wormhole Adventure.)


"You mustn't fight the elephant. You mustn't fight anybody. War is a very silly way to behave you know."

~Doctor Snuggles to the Ant Army who is wanting to fight a near-sighted elephant that stepped on their tents.

(From The Sensational Balloon Race.)


"Diamonds? Why doesn't he make a cheese making machine?"

~Knobby when he hears the Doctor is making a diamond making machine

(From The Magical Multicolored Diamond.)


"Now dry your eyes stream. Oh dear, silly me!" (chuckles)

~Doctor Snuggles to the river, then he realises everything about a river is supposed to be wet.

(From The Remarkable Fidgety River.)


"Knobby, you're a genius."

~Doctor Snuggles to Knobby when Knobby gave him the idea of using icing to stop the Snow People from melting.

(From The Fearful Miscast of Winnie the Witch.)


"They didn't mean any harm really. It was just a game."

~Dennis after being badly stung by bees.

(From The Extraordinary Odd Dilemma of Dennis the Badger.)


"What have you gotten us into now?!"

~Knobby to Doctor Snuggles as they hear weird music and see a piano running by.

(From The Wonderous Powers Of The Magic Casket.)


"You're both mad! I command you to turn back!"

~Knobby to Doctor Snuggles and Dennis when the Snuggles truck starts to violently shake because of the alien smog making machines.

(From The Turn Of Events With The Unwelcome Invaders.)


Yellow canery: "She kept saying: "Who's a good boy then? Joey, Joey, Joey!"

Doctor Snuggles: "Well, what's wrong with that?"

Yellow canery: "My name's Robinson."

~A yellow canery telling Doctor Snuggles how bad life was with Winnie Vinagerbottle.

(From The Great Disappearing Mystery.)


"Kazoo kazam, what a mouse I am!"

~Knobby when he's dressed like a king and has stolen Winnie's magic wand to make mischief, but accidently transports himself back in time to Huacopoca.


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