the way, if this site offends you in any way, good.
Hey kiddies, if you have an idea for a Fargo strip, here's what you
have to do. Listen carefully. Or read slowly, or whatever you do.
Pick up a fully-loaded ball-point pen, a legal sized piece of paper,
and legibly write this idea down, with illustrations if you wish. Then,
write your name and address on it, put it in a sealed envelope with a stamp
on it, and promptly stick it up your ass.
Or e-mail it to me. Whatever, either way is good for me.
Following you! I climb the mountain!"
Sunday, July 13, 2003- I must have missed a news update or something. Anyway, got a job.
Sunday, January 13, 2003- Not even going to comment on how long it's been.
Sunday, November 03, 2002- School is still hard and they're getting louder.
Monday, September 30, 2002- School is hard and I can hear my gay neighbors getting it on.
Tuesday, August 27, 2002- I'm more drunk than you can imagine.
Sunday, August 12, 2002- I'm going to try and keep the updates close together.
Wednesday, August 7, 2002- The last one was terrible and I apologize.
Wednesday, July 10, 2002- Almost forgot about updating.
Thursday, June 13, 2002- Starting to get on top of it, eh?
Thursday, May 30, 2002- I'm trying my hardest to keep updating here. But my mind, see. It wanders.
Monday, April 15, 2002- Looks like I'm updating more frequently.
Saturday, March 23, 2002- Maybe I've been neglecting the news section again.
Wednesday, January 30, 2002- Woah, that was quite the wait. Not my fault, not my fault!
Friday, November 30, 2001- Prettiest girl ever has a birthday tomorrow.
Monday, November 5, 2001-NUDITY
Saturday, November 3, 2001-I don't know, maybe I forgot to update the
news or something. In other news, I'm 20!
Sunday, September 15, 2001-Again with the tribute page at http://www.geocities.com/truedert/spfargo.htm;
I would like to say that this man is my lover and we're very happy together.
I would like to, but I'm not gay.
Saturday, September 1st, 2001- See, for a while there, I was ALMOST
updating regularly. Also, x-wing games have joined x-com games in
eating up my time.
Friday, August 10, 2001-I find that x-com games are taking up a bulk
of my time. Which is why I'm not as productive as I could be.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Thursday, July 20, 2001- If you were wondering, I worked at a gas station
for a year. And hated every second of it.
Tuesday, July 3, 2001- Looks like I went a month without updating again.
Oops. But you can thank (or curse) Otto for reminding me to update.
Saturday, June 2, 2001- So begins another updating day.
Monday, May 21, 2001- I'm updating while I'm drunk. REAALLUY
Monday, May 13, 2001-I think I've been neglecting the news section.
Anyway, new strip and updated the links section.
Saturday, March 17, 2001-Heh holy shit, I must have updated sooner
than this. The bender wasn't THAT long.
Monday, January 8, 2001- There's just no excuse for this laziness.
Other than the fact that I am lazy.
Thursday, November 30, 2000- Well, at least I managed 2 times in one
month...methinks the Liz page is requiring some updates too.
Thursday, November 02, 2000- The more astute among you have noticed
that I have been forgetting to update. Sorry. My bad.
Tuesday, September 26, 2000- I'm in a much better mood today.
Hence the update, I suppose.
Saturday, September 23, 2000- Sometimes, life just sucks a pile of
ass. Check the liz page.
Wednesday, September 6,2000-This working to pay for university deal
is a pain in the ass. Bleh well.
Monday, August 28, 2000- I'm actually going to apologize for the lack
of updates, but I just recently got a new computer and have just managed
to get it working. Since it's much more conveniant, I should be able to
update at least once a week now. As for the hand drawn strip, that's on
hold until I learn to draw.
Tuesday, August 1, 2000- New addition to the liz page.
Saturday, July 29,2000- Really, what is there to say.
Thursday, July 13,2000- Added a new section, and am in the process
of cleaning up some links. Also making headway inte the drawn part.
Thursday, June 29,2000- I just graduated. I think this is probably
the end of the stick strip. There might be one or two more.
Wednesday, June 21,2000-Cleaned up some old links, working out how
I want to draw the newer version of the comic.
Saturday, June 3, 2000-Tonight was a good night. I apparently got 17
hits, which is almost like a record. And like, other good shit happened
too. To celebrate, I'm updating 2 times in one week for the first time
Friday, June 2- It's made of monkey cum you know. The page. They take
the cum and then they boil it or something.
Tuesday, May 30- Updating on a Tuesday? UNHEARD OF!! But yeah, there
Friday, May 20, 2000- Yeah, I updated again. I probably have some links
to refresh. I'll get around to that when I damn well feel like it.
Thursday, April 27, 2000-So fellas(yeah) fellas(yeah) does your girlfriend
pack much back?(hell yeah)
Friday, April 22, 2000-So ladies if your butt is round, and you want
a xxx throw down, dial 1-900-nicks-a-lot, and kick them nasty thoughts,
baby got back.
Friday, April 7, 2000-Well, I'm slowly changing things around. You'll
notice that the latest strip shows up on the front page now, while older
ones will now be slammed into the other pages.
Tuesday, April 4, 2000-Heya ya go, eeey.
This isn't some lame april fools joke or something, I'm just in the
process of getting my ass in gear and changing things around a little bit.
The old news was getting pretty large, so I've put it on a whole new page
altogether. It doesn't seem like much, but it's a start, and it's a lot
from me, because I'm lazy and all. Just telling you this now so you don't
think I actually like you or anything.