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Updated: October 16,1999 12:02 AM EST

Well So I haven't changed Everything!!!!

Yours,

Web Master Funnny

FYI And other random stuff

This is for all to read and for all to hear! I don't know it sounded good anyway. There is no real point to this page but to have fun!!!!!!!!!! Let's think of some humor to put into this page!!!!! If you have any please leave a message on my machine. (Only if you are a Tripod Member, if not send it to me using the standard email.) Now if you don't have E-mail get it. I will Try to get more as time goes on.

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the Newfoundland coast in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10 Oct 95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again. You divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

All this and more in the demonic resume!!!!!!