SpaceGodzilla:  Hey, y’all!
Ebirah:  Weeeeeeee’re baaaaaaack!
SpaceGodzilla:  Yep, and this time we’re gonna’ actually try to get 
          in a REAL review
Ebirah:  Yes siree, I finally made that Spacie give up his killing 
          instincts
SpaceGodzilla:  Naw, Tony just gave me $10 for some peace and quiet
          for once
Ebirah:  Yeesh! Don’t tell ‘em! My mom’s watching!
SpaceGodzilla:  Yeah, well, so are my accountants…
Ebirah:  All’s you ever think of is money, money, money
SpaceGodzilla:  No, I think of certain presidents and treasurers, too
Ebirah:  Ugh…. Well, anyways, folks, today we are reviewing a 
          favorite of ours
SpaceGodzilla:  GODZILLA VS. KING GHIDORAH!!!!!
Ebirah:  Yep, and, as any movie-respecting G-fan should know, it’s  
          the one from 1991
SpaceGodzilla:  And today, we have 3 special guests
Ebirah:  Okay, Gorosaurus, CUE THE DORATS!
     (Goro comes in with a heavy, steel cage marked ‘This side up,’ pointing down)
Gorosaurus:  There, that’ll be $20
Ebirah:  $20?! 
Gorosaurus:  Why do you repeat what I say? I could go to Taco Belch
          for that!
SpaceGodzilla:  Here’s the dough, now scram, Sam!
Gorosaurus:  You’re lucky that my hearing aid needs batteries…
Ebirah:  Oh my GOSH! Did you just PAY for that?!?!?!
SpaceGodzilla:  Yep. (Halo shines overhead)
Ebirah:  Maybe I misjudged you after all these years!
SpaceGodzilla:  ….Maybe…..
     (SpaceGodzilla hides Ebirah’s wallet behind the couch)
Ebirah:  Okay, as you probally know, the synopses here aren’t that
          accurate, or very long for that matter, but here’s how it
          starts out
SpaceGodzilla:  UFOs are being seen over Tokyo (Wow, that’s a new one)
Ebirah:  And the Government finds one out in the mountains
SpaceGodzilla:  These aliens say “Take me to your Liberal” so they go
          to Rush Limbagh
Ebirah:  Ugh…. Anyway, they warn Japan of a future attack of Godzilla
SpaceGodzilla:  DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!
Ebirah:  But in this attack, the G-man actually DESTROYS all of Japan
SpaceGodzilla:  Who’d-a guessed…
Ebirah:  So they set up a team to go with the aliens back in time to
          stop Godzilla from being mutated
SpaceGodzilla:  Yep, but you forgot about that scene where they show 
          Godzillasaurus trashing the Americ…..
Ebirah:  SHHHH! This show is sponsored by American companies, you dolt!
SpaceGodzilla:  OK, that’s it!
     (Ebirah watches in horror as Spacie rips the $10 bill in half)
Ebirah:  THE HORROR! THE HORROR!
SpaceGodzilla:  Ain’t NO amount of money gonna’ save ya’!
Ebirah:  What about a Ben Franklin?
SpaceGodzilla:  Nah, you didn’t have anything higher than a Lincoln 
          in your wallet
Ebirah:  D’oh!…….waaaaait a minute!!!
     (Screams of agony and pain heard in the background as they both 
          beat each other into the pavement)
Gorosaurus:  Hey, you two, watch out for that box there….
SpaceGodzilla:  Huh? What bo…..
     (Spacie trips Ebirah into the box, revealing 3 cut little dorats)
Ebirah:  Aww…aren’t they CUUUUTE!
SpaceGodzilla:  Nope
     (A dorat bites into Spacie’s foot)
SpaceGodzilla:  AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Ebirah:  Wow, they sure have large fangs for little things like them
Gorosaurus:  Want I should get the third-aid kit?
SpaceGodzilla:  (Holding breath) No…I’m fine.  Just a flesh wound
Ebirah:  No kidding, I’ve never seen so much flesh in one little
           mouth!
Gorosaurus:  Oh, now the rest feel left out… they missed out on a meal
Ebirah:  Oh, there’s plenty more left on that foot alone, DIG IN, GUYS!
SpaceGodzilla:  NO, NO, NO! AAUUGGGHH! STOP IT! GET THEM OFF! YOOOW!
Ebirah:  Ok, back to the story…
Gorosaurus:  So the aliens stop Godzillasaurus from being mutated,
          but leave 3 small souvenirs behind
Dorats:  US! (Chomp, chomp, snarl, gulp, burp)
Ebirah:  It’s not until we get back to the future that we find out
          that they aren’t actually aliens…
SpaceGodzilla:  THEY’RE MENACES! HORRIBLE! BLOODTHIRSTY!
Gorosaurus:  No….. they’re humans from the future who want to stop 
          Japan from becoming a world superpower in their future
Ebirah:  I think he meant our little guests, Goro
Gorosaurus:  Oh well…
Ebirah:  And instead of Godzilla getting mutated, the 3 dorats turned
          into one monster…
Gorosaurus:  Hey, I’m gonna’ go cook up some popcorn in the microwave
SpaceGodzilla:  So what was the monster?
Ebirah:  Don’t you know? It’s really not THAT hard to figure out…
SpaceGodzilla:  Hey… since when do popcorn bags have 3 sets of tails
          in them?
Ebirah:  Getting into the Cracker Jacks business? Anyway, the monster is…..
SpaceGodzilla:  KING GHIDORAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ebirah:  Wow, I thought that you didn’t know it!
     (Microwave bursts open, and KingG comes out, grabs Spacie, and 
          flies out the window)
Ebirah:  Oh…
Gorosaurus:  Man! They put too much potassium in these bags now-a-days!
SpaceGodzilla:  (Faintly heard as he drifts away) Heeeeelp! Save me! Saa……
Ebirah:  He sounds like he’s in pain
Gorosaurus:  Oh, it’ll drop him sooner or later…. My guess would be
           right around those sharp, jagged rocks in the cactus farm
SpaceGodzilla: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! 
     (CCCCCRRUUUNNNCCCCHHH!)
Ebirah: Yep, right on the dot… And wouldn’t ya’ know it, he’s right 
          next door to Minya’s fun farm
Gorosaurus:  Woo… modern conveniences like microwavable dorats are 
          what make this world livable! 
Ebirah:  Well, to some monsters, yes
Gorosaurus:  Okay, time to wrap this one up!
Ebirah:  And look, King Ghidorah has returned to help us with the review!
Ghidorah:  Yeah, whatever. I just came for the sign that says “free 
          lobster, all you can eat”
Gorosaurus:  Is THAT why Spacie wanted wanted with the banner
Ebirah:  (Shaking) Uhm…uhh… and tooo finishhhh the review…
Ghidorah:  I’ll bring in my ol’ buddy, the android M11!
     (Ghidorah grabs Ebirah and heads toward the Nutcracker shop 
          before flying over Minya’s Fun Farm)
M11:  Well, Godzilla manages to get mutated by an atomic sub after all
Gorosaurus:  And he saves Japan from King Ghidorah 
M11:  Yet, he is now 100 meters tall, and has an even WORSE agitation
          toward Japan
Gorosaurus:  And also forgets to wash out his toothpaste when 
          fighting Ghidorah…
M11:  Stupid mortal… anyway, so Godzilla is now about to destroy Tokyo
Gorosaurus:  Stupid mechanical!…. Anyway, one of the time travlers 
          goes back to the future and finds King Ghidorah’s body
M11:  And from that point, Ghidorah gets a metal body added on, as 
          well as a new name
Gorosaurus:  Mecha KING GHIDORAH! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
     (They hear a knock on the door, and Goro answers it, only to 
          find yet another android)
Arnold:  I said I’d be baaack
M11:  This is highly illogical
Gorosaurus:  Okay, so we have the terminator and a futuristic robot…
          interesting
Arnold:  I must prove to my incompetent fellow android that I am the 
          best futuristic robot!
M11:  Yeah…. Come get some!
     (BOOM, POW, BLAST, KAAABOOW, KERSPLAT)
Gorosaurus:  So, Mecha King Ghidorah manages to pick up Godzilla, and 
          fly him out to the sea
M11:  Yeah, you like that? Come get some more, big guy!
Arnold:  I will destroy you, sissy-bot!
     (SpaceGodzilla flops in the door with Minya stickers all over him)
SpaceGodzilla:  And….Godzilla and Mecha King Ghidorah are sent to the sea…
Gorosaurus:  Hey, you’re back! Tah-dah!
SpaceGodzilla:  And then they roll the TOHO credits
     (King Ghidorah returns, dropping what remains of Ebirah on the 
          floor)
Gorosaurus:  EEEEWWWWW! It’s still alive! Flush it! Flush it!
Ebirah:  I don’t get a big enough paycheck for this……uuggghh…..
Ghidorah:  FEEDING FRENZY!
     (King Ghidorah shoots his anti-gravity ray all over)
Gorosaurus:  So THIS is what its like to be in space, hmm?
SpaceGodzilla:  Yes, minus the immense pain
Ebirah:  Anyone got some duct tape? I heard that it’ll fix anything
Arnold:  Okay, mista SpaceGoji, time to take your temperature!
     (Arnold takes M11 and stuffs him in Spacie’s…..well, I won’t go 
          there)
SpaceGodzilla:  Huh?! YYYEEEEEEEEECCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!
Gorosaurus: EEEEWWWWWWWW!
Arnold:  Hasta-lavista, sissy-bot!
     (Arnold pulls out his portable maser cannon and shoots it right 
          at SpaceGodzilla, sending him back to….. you guessed it, 
          Minya’s Fun Farm)
SpaceGodzilla:  AAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!
     (All of the monsters just stare at Arnold)
Arnold:  What? WHAT?? 
     (Goro just steps on Arnold, gooshing android parts all around 
          the room)
Gorosaurus:  Whoops, gee…darn foot has a mind of its own
Ghidorah:  Don’t worry about that lobster mess, the flies will 
          probally finish it before the week’s out
Gorosaurus:  The janitor’s not gonna’ like THIS one!
Ebirah:  AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WHY ME??? WHY MEEEEE?!
     (Ghidorah flies out, into the horizon)
Gorosaurus:  Well, s’long, folks!
Ebirah: That’s…. all….for…today………g’nigh, y’all!


                     
!THE END!

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