When Bill Met Monica .Bollywood Ishtyle!

Act 1 :
It all began on a day when Bill Clinton sat in the Oval Office and sang a Dev Anand numbaer from Jewel Thief - "Yeh Bill na hota bechara, kadam na hote awara ...."
At that moment, Monica Lewinsky, who was passing by the room, heard it and responded lustily from the corridor - "Bill, dhak-dhak karne laga, mora jiyara darr ne laga ...." And Bill, brimming with thrill, rushed to the door, opened it and realised that he is the President of the United States of America. So he paused and looked helplessly at her like Ajay Devgan in Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha. But Monica could hear Kumar Sanu's song in the background - "Jab kisi ki taraf Bill Jhukne lage, baat aakar zubban par rukne lage, bol do ke tumhe pyaar hone lage ...." She was touched , though he was'nt touching her yet, and said , "Dil-Bill pyaar-war main kya jaanoo re ...."
The next minute, when he saw the glint in her eyes, Clinton realised there was hope and he gazed into Monica's eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb, and sang "Chori chori jab nazaren mili ... chori chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi hai mazaa!" Then he pulled her into his office and thought of Aamir Khan in Ghulam - "Aankhon se toone yeh kya keh diya," he asked her softly. "Bill ye diwana machal ne laga ....." And, obviously, Monica picked up the cue and replied like Rani Mukherjee - "Yeh kya hua, pehle to aise hota na tha , main hoon kahan main janoo na ..." Bill closed the door of his office and turned to her with a mischevious smile - "Hum tum ek kamre main bandh ho, aur chaabi kho jaye ...." And the rest is history. But as something happenned inside the Oval Office on that fateful day, the security guards outside only heard Rahman's full-throated title song from Dil Se, and it went something like this - "Bill Se Bill Se Bill Se .... Bill to aakhir Bill hai na ...."

Act 2 :
Monica met her best friend, Linda Tripp, and confessed about her affair with Clinton - "Mera Bill bhi kitna pagal hai, yeh pyaar to mujhe se karta hai ...". Tripp, of course, was on her own trip and recorded Monica's confessions. And then she rushed with the cassette to legal eagle Kenneth Starr and screamed: "Le gayee Bill Monica Lewinsky ... paagal mujhe kar diya!" Expectantly, Starr called Clinton and asked "Yeh kya hua, kaise hua ..." But Bill cleverly interrupted and completed the next line of the song in reply - ".... oh chhodo, yeh na poochcho!" But Starr persisted and, when the President kept denying, taunted Clinton: "Arre jhoot bole kauwan kaate ..."
Now Bill was so angry with Monica that he called her up. And their conversation went something like this -
Bill: "Aye, kya bolti tu ..?"
Monica: "Aye kya main boloon ...?"
Bill: "Sun"
Monica: "Suna"
Bill: "Kyon kiya yeh ghotala?"
Monica: "Kya karoon, ho gayi thi main kantala."
And for the uninitiated, kantala means bored in tapori lingo.

Act 3 :
Finally Clinton decided to tell all to Starr. :Bill kya karen jab kisiko kisise pyaar ho jaaye," he sang with a shrug. To which Starr had a ready reply: "Aye Bill hai mushkil jeena yahan, zara hatke, zara bachke, yeh hai White House meri jaan!"

When Bill Met Monica ...... BOLLYWOOD Ishtyle !

	Act 1 : It all began on a day when Bill Clinton sat in the Oval Office and sang a Dev Anand numbaer from Jewel Thief - "Yeh Bill na hota bechara, kadam na hote awara ...." At that moment, Monica Lewinsky, who was passing by the room, heard it and responded lustily from the corridor - "Bill, dhak-dhak karne laga, mora jiyara darr ne laga ...." And Bill, brimming with thrill, rushed to the door, opened it and realised that he is the President of the United States of America. So he paused and looked helplessly at her like Ajay Devgan in Pyaar To Hona Hi Tha. But Monica could hear Kumar Sanu's song in the background - "Jab kisi ki taraf Bill Jhukne lage, baat aakar zubban par rukne lage, bol do ke tumhe pyaar hone lage ...." She was touched , though he was'nt touching her yet, and said , "Dil-Bill pyaar-war main kya jaanoo re ...." The next minute, when he saw the glint in her eyes, Clinton realised there was hope and he gazed into Monica's eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb, and sang "Chori chori jab nazaren mili ... chori chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi hai mazaa!" Then he pulled her into his office and thought of Aamir Khan in Ghulam - "Aankhon se toone yeh kya keh diya," he asked her softly. "Bill ye diwana machal ne laga ....." And, obviously, Monica picked up the cue and replied like Rani Mukherjee - "Yeh kya hua, pehle to aise hota na tha , main hoon kahan main janoo na ..." Bill closed the door of his office and turned to her with a mischevious smile - "Hum tum ek kamre main bandh ho, aur chaabi kho jaye ...." And the rest is history. But as something happenned inside the Oval Office on that fateful day, the security guards outside only heard Rahman's full-throated title song from Dil Se, and it went something like this - "Bill Se Bill Se Bill Se .... Bill to aakhir Bill hai na ...." Act 2 : Monica met her best friend, Linda Tripp, and confessed about her affair with Clinton - "Mera Bill bhi kitna pagal hai, yeh pyaar to mujhe se karta hai ...". Tripp, of course, was on her own trip and recorded Monica's confessions. And then she rushed with the cassette to legal eagle Kenneth Starr and screamed: "Le gayee Bill Monica Lewinsky ... paagal mujhe kar diya!" Expectantly, Starr called Clinton and asked "Yeh kya hua, kaise hua ..." But Bill cleverly interrupted and completed the next line of the song in reply - ".... oh chhodo, yeh na poochcho!" But Starr persisted and, when the President kept denying, taunted Clinton: "Arre jhoot bole kauwan kaate ..." Now Bill was so angry with Monica that he called her up. And their conversation went something like this - Bill: "Aye, kya bolti tu ..?" Monica: "Aye kya main boloon ...?" Bill: "Sun" Monica: "Suna" Bill: "Kyon kiya yeh ghotala?" Monica: "Kya karoon, ho gayi thi main kantala." And for the uninitiated, kantala means bored in tapori lingo. Act 3 : Finally Clinton decided to tell all to Starr. :Bill kya karen jab kisiko kisise pyaar ho jaaye," he sang with a shrug. To which Starr had a ready reply: "Aye Bill hai mushkil jeena yahan, zara hatke, zara bachke, yeh hai White House meri jaan!"


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