Sher-e-nawaaz

Sher-e-nawaaz

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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
ama yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele kaa chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya.
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Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar
Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang le
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Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye
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Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
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Tu hai haseen, main hun jawaan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Tujhe dekhte hi dil ne kaha
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
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aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
well played! well played! well played!!
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Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu...
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya....
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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
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Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ke kal raat maine itna kyon khaya.
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Jo pyaali mein mazaa woh Thaali mein kahan
Jo saali se mazaa gharwaali se kahan.
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
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Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
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Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya.
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Tu hai Haseen, Main hu Jawaa
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Tujhe Dekh ke he Dil Nai Kaha
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Sin (Teta) / Cos(Teta) =Tan(Teta)
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BEFORE MARRIAGE

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

AN ODE TO ALL THE DEVDAS

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
aji, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

AFTER MARRIAGE

takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti!

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