Shirt..

 

 …Hi Ho(lmes) Silver Lining.

 

 

 

‘Spirit Sinema’ had managed it, where others had tried and failed, namely getting Shirt’s ‘dream guest’ to a convention. Having arranged a Dalek-themed even for January 2011, the follow-up was to be a Cyberman themed event in February. The first announced guest was Bernard Holley from “Tomb of the Cybermen”, but it was the announcement a few weeks later of one of his co-stars from that story that really caught Shirt’s attention. Clive “Tomb of the Cybermen”/“Paradise Towers”/ ‘Radio 4 Sherlock Holmes’ Merrison. This latter credit was the reason that Shirt immediately booked his ticket, Mr. Merrison being his all-time favourite portrayer of the Great Detective.

 

As the weeks went by, other guests were added – Deborah Watling, David Banks, Christopher Robbie, Mark Hardy, Ian Fairbairn, Brian Orrell, and briefly Michael Kilgarriff, who was replaced by Colin Spaull and Graeme Harper (the latter then being replaced by Andrew Hayden Smith). Shirt worriedly checked the website each night, scared that Mr. Merrison would pull out. However, he remained on the guest list.

 

Making his way to Chiswick for the event, Shirt arrived just as the doors were opening. The autograph sheets had not yet arrived, and so he picked up the souvenir programme, checking that Clive’s name was still listed in it, before sitting in a seat towards the back of the venue. Autograph sheet obtained, Shirt went and paid for three extra autographs (being entitled to two free autographs per guest with entry), before going back to get another.

 

The event started on time, with Ian Fairbairn and Christopher Robbie reminiscing about their experiences with the Cybermen and in the other parts that they had played. Christopher (who looked like a cross between Christopher Benjamin and Chalky’s Dad) remembered Wendy Padbury (with whom he worked in “The Mind Robber”) with great fondness, particularly when she wore a short summer-dress to the rehearsal room on a day when Christopher spent much of his time lying on the floor. The hands-on-hips stance of the Cyberleader, turned out to be Christopher’s natural stance, which he was encouraged to use, despite it making the character appear camp. Differing views of Tom Baker and Patrick Troughton were also exchanged.

 

 

It was then time for the first signing session. The longest queue was for Christopher Robbie, and so Shirt joined a short one for Andrew Hayden-Smith, getting a trading card signed. It also became clear that saying “just the free autographs” caused confusion, and nearly led to one of his extras being crossed off in error. Shirt decided to respond “no extra autographs” in future. Next up was Colin Spaull, who signed Shirt’s “Revelation of the Daleks” video sleeve, having just about found a space, and “The Cyberman Collection” DVD sleeve. The other queues having subsided, Shirt joined the queue for Christopher Robbie, getting his “Revenge of the Cybermen” and “The Mind Robber” DVDs signed. Next up was Ian Fairbairn, who signed Shirt’s “The Seventies” book.

 

Having had some lunch bought from a supermarket over the road, Shirt settled in for the next panel which comprised Colin Spaull and Andrew Hayden-Smith, trying to filter out the incessant giggling of the attendee in front of him. Although the two spoke enthusiastically about their episodes, the panel under-ran, and so there was a short gap before the 80’s Cyber-boys took to the stage. First onto the stage was David Banks wearing golf gloves, who took a plastic gun from the interviewer, crushing it (showering the front row with plastic splinters) before declaring it to be “Excellent!”. He was then joined by his Cyber-Lieutenants, Mark Hardy (from “Earthshock”, “The Five Doctors” and “Silver Nemesis”) and Brian Orrell (from “Attack of the Cybermen” and “Silver Nemesis”). The three were clearly old friends, mocking each other, whilst describing the problems raised by wearing restrictive cyber-suits. However, the interviewer spent slightly too long with his head in his folder of questions for Shirt’s liking. The panel ended with a “cyber-death” contest, with Mark’s death scene winning, even over David’s spitting water over the first row a la “Five Doctors”.

 

   

 

The cyber-boys were the next signing session, and Shirt decided to queue for the Lieutenants first. Having got Mark on his “Earthshock” DVD cover, Brian on his “Attack of the Cybermen” DVD cover, and both on his “Silver Nemesis” DVD cover, Shirt moved over to join David’s queue. All three queues had been moving slowly due to other attendees getting the guests to sign ever single Cyberman story that they had been in, as well as several Cyberman group photos. Whilst in the queue, Shirt heard one of the organisers confirming to another attendee that Clive Merrison would be attending, having received a confirmation e-mail from him the previous day. It seemed that the organisers had shared Shirt’s concern over Mr. M. Finally reaching his second Cyberleader of the day, Shirt got David to sign his “The Ultimate Adventure” CD sleeve, as well as the “Earthshock” and “Silver Nemesis” covers.

 

The final panel was the main event as far as Shirt was concerned, and when the time for the panel came, he glanced over to the door, and was delighted to see his hero milling about with the other two guests, before taking to the stage. Clive, Deborah and Bernard chatted amiably about working on “Tomb”, despite Bernard having almost no recollection of filming the story. Clive was very honest about the quality of his American accent in the story, even jokingly suggesting that it had been him that had destroyed the BBC’s copies of the story for this reason. He also suggested that the lost episodes had been found in a skip, before Debbie chimed in with “Weren’t they found in HONG KONG !”.

“Yes, in a skip !”, countered Clive.

Moving on to “Paradise Towers”, Clive revealed the real animosity between the Rezzies, and told the assembled group that Richard Briers jokingly blamed him for “destroying his career” due to copying his accent in the story. Shirt found himself laughing uproariously in the manner that he hates from ‘Tom-worshippers’ and found himself disappointed that Clive was not on the commentary for the forthcoming DVD release of the story.

 

 

Panel completed, Shirt joined the Merrison queue, slowly sorting out his items ready for signing. Having confirmed that he was using his final three extra autographs, Shirt placed his “Paradise Towers” video sleeve before the great man, who managed to find a place to sign under Bonnie Langford. Next up was “The Barnacled Baby”. Finally, Shirt plucked up the courage to speak to his idol, as he put down an index card for him to sign:

“Can you sign it ‘To Shirt’, in blue, please”.

Clive looked a little put-out, placing his black pen back on the table.

“It’s to go with a card I’ve got signed by Michael Williams”, explained Shirt, before adding unnecessarily, “that’s signed in blue”.

Having signed the card, Clive then signed the (current) first and last recordings of his Holmes – “A Study in Scarlet” and “The Further Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – The Marlbourne Point Mystery” – whilst Shirt mumbled on about how much he enjoyed his portrayal of Holmes.

Finally the moment had arrived.

“Can I please have a photo with you ?”, asked Shirt.

Having received agreement, Shirt sat in the chair next to Clive whilst the steward sitting with him, took a photo of them both.

Collecting up his items, Shirt was overly thanking to his idol before moving off.

 

Final signatures of the day were Bernard Holley, who signed Shirt’s “The Claws of Axos” video sleeve and “The Seventies  (the Sixth Doctor audio, “The Feast of Axos” not being out for another three weeks), and Deborah Watling, who signed “Three’s a Crowd” and a “Tomb of the Cybermen” audio CD sleeve. As she was doing so, one of the organisers reminded Deborah that she had stated in her autobiography that she had a crush on Bernard Holley when filming the story.

 

All signatures obtained, and Mr. Merrison have already left the building, Shirt made his way back to the Underground station, musing on his audience with THE Radio Holmes.

 

 

 

[PL]