The Revenge of the Facial Tick

"Do you reckon we'll be on the Mythmaker's video about MDW?" asked Dufus.

"Nah," said Chalky, remembering how wrong he'd been about the Katy Manning video.

Dufus bought it anyway.

Chalky was wrong…again.

Not only were they on it, but Chalky and Enigma had substantial roles - despite the fact that their interviews had provided Nick Briggs with some of the most inane answers in the world.

Cut to shot of Enigma scrabbling for sections of the magazine to say she likes…despite the fact she doesn't even buy it.

Notice Shirt looking smug in the background (Thinks - I'm never going to get caught in one of these videos).

Cut to Chalky being stupid enough to tell fandom that he 'used to cut the magazines up'.

Cut to some people who are apparently a bit famous.

Cut back to Chalky who demonstrates that he has a previously unseen facial tick which invokes much hilarity from fellow patrons.

Cut back to Enigma who hopes the magazine will run for a very long time (yeh…cos then she might start buying the thing).

Don't cut to Enigma answering a question from Nick Briggs with: "I don't know - what do you think?"

Cut to Chalky saying "We really must avoid these video camera things in future…"

Available from all good retailers priced £79.99.

This professional video includes Chalky, Dufus and Shirt's appearances in Where on Earth is Katy Manning & MDW 20th Anniversary Birthday Bash.

Also includes exclusive footage of Chalky, Dufus and Shirt in their little-seen stage appearances including:

and their celebrated Sherlock Holmes parody featured in Back in the Spotlight.