Hylo Bates is ready for Y2K. This website and all the functions, communications, opinions, and vital body organs contained herein are fully compatible with the turn of the millenia and will continue to function into the next century.

And, looking to the future, Hylo Bates and Life Web Creations are pleased to announce the pending release of the much-anticipated Hylo Bates' Website III--the subtitle of which is tentatively set to read "brachiating as fast as ever", but that's still under discussion. Reguardless, the new site is set to be up and running by mid January, 1900.

That was a JOKE, get it?!?

to Hylo Bates' Homepage II.