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GIG
: Hey
you! What is an IG?
CHIG : Dunno...
GIG : C'mon, try..guess at least...any wild guess??
CHIG : Er..Is it...AN ESKIMO'S HOME WITHOUT A LOO??
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An-New-Meha
= A new Megh's aaah?!?
The Dance
of Envy
"She
puts the Grrr in Swingerrrrr Baby!"
~Meghraj, remniscing his dance with Anumeha
"Ohh!
Behaaave Baby"
~ Anumeha to Megh during their shaggedlic dance
For
all those who were sick and tired of reading and hearing only
about Megha and Megha and Megha last semester, we have something
new..but the
problem is that its "A NEW ME(G)HA"....in other words,
the CHIGs have ushered in Megha-version-2 in the form of the
randiest babe around; ANUMEHA BISARIA!
The following is a quote from one of our previous articles when
our very own FIG Meghraj Kamath was the IG of the month.
" Its a known fact that this talented man is a past master
of the cha-cha,
but whether he can make Aneesha & Manisha(Sha-Sha girls)
dance to his tune
or whether the Sha-Sha girls will make him dance is something
we will have to wait and see."
~IG4 in a past issue
Well,
we don't have to wait any more to see who is going to make him
dance to her tunes..surprise surprise!! It isn't Manisha or Aneesha....During
the jam and hop in the pavillion, he was seen dancing the ball-room
dance with his arm around the slender waist of none other than
our hottest CHIG babe Anumeha Bisaria!
Ladies and gentlemen, prominent was the fact that Manisha was
not around that day..now that sets me thinking..these days she
is never seen with Megh, IG4 wonders what is wrong..anyway, we
shall soon dig out the story and present it before you....(Oh!
I got carried away again..I have this weird tendency of getting
carried away in the middle of articles..please excuse me!!) so
where were we?..Yes, the Anu-Megh story! No wonder he managed
to find time to attend all the CHIG rehearsals; she was also
seen in the MLT between practice sessions, trying to teach him
to jive! Now that sets me thinking.. I wonder how he managed
the twirl with his injured finger..(OOPs! See, I am getting carried
away again!!)...Anyway, seeing all this, the conclusion IG4 draws
is that the 'DANCE OF ENVY' performed by Miss Bisaria on Freshers'
Nite had no concept; it should have been performed by Manisha
instead!!!!"
PS: For all u nerds, The Dance of Envy is the Madhuri-Karishma
dance in DTPH.
A
Tale of the (other) two Cuties
Manisha's
overPowers: The GiG who ragged me!
"Grrr
Baby, very very Grrr!"
~ Pa2 during his 'brief' appearance at Fresher's Nite
on Shwetha
"I
am gonna call him Mini-He"
~Shwetha teasing RK, for no fault of the latter
THE
STORY SO FAR......... It seems the averge single IG despo guy
got really alarmed ever since the GIG batch arrived in NTU because
all the GIG-pairings are intra-batch! So they decided it was
high time they did something about it and henceladies and gentlemen,
the post of the Female Co-ordinator in the OC was created! People
(including the FC herself, for that matter!!) wondered why that
post was required and what her portfolio was!! The tale of (other)
two cuties, is much about Swetha and Shruthi - the shaggadelic
twosome who could stop Austin in his tracks! Unfortunately, Austin
is out shagging the other cuties, and Dr.Evil's goons have fallen
all over for the two cuties.
 It seems Manisha overPowers(Who i shall call
.... the"FIXER") has been contacted by
several seniors of hers asking her help to "CO-ORDINATE"
their heart-beats with those of the CHIG females! The first one
being our own RIG Kallu who finally had a crush on something
other than text-books! The word is that he has this massive crush
over Swetha Matangi (with some close competion from Pa2 and Manas
as well. But the funniest part is that these two also contacted
her (Who I am calling the ..... "FIXER") for
the very same purpose!!) Remembering the instant poems that Manisha
(Who I shall keep calling the ..... "FIXER")
was made to write during her (Who I shall infuriate by calling
the ..... "FIXER") orientation, Kallu requested
her (Who shall be known as the ..... "FIXER")
to write a lovey-dovey-mushy-sentimental poem for Swetha which
she (Who i shall call the ..... "FIXER") did,
but unfortunately the response wasn't very encouraging ( there
wasn't any response for that matter!!)
The
next in queue was Aneesh Krishna who was spotted frantically
looking for Manisha's (Who I shall call the ..... "FIXER")
telephone number all over the place! Now, fortunately for him,
before people could start making wild guesses and Meghraj could
beat him up, he managed to catch hold of her and clarify his
actions, stating that he just needed her advice and help in wooing
Shruti Agarwal!! No wonder he has been spotted so many times
in canteen B, trying to make conversation with her for long hours
over lunch, while the poor blur thing has absolutely no idea
as to what is going on!
Well,
the final act unfolded itself on Freshers' Nite when much to
the indignation and disgust of these people, they discovered
that Manisha may not have been of much help in "CO-ORDINATING"
their heart-strings with the CHIG gals but she does seem to have
"CO-ORDINATED" herself very well with the CHIG guys!
It was evident that she does seem to have quite a fan-following
among them with many of them making statements describing her
as a person with a "Magnetic personality" (wonder who
all this 'magnet' has attracted!) and "oodles of charm"
and "a very cute smile!" Looks like the 'co-ordination'
benefitted the "co-ordinator" more than it benefitted
the needy!! The poor things could have done much more by themselves!
Just goes on to prove.."THE CO-ORDINATOR HELPS THOSE WHO
HELP THEMSELVES!!"
Dr.
Evil and his goons are still alive in their space ship, after
being banished out of contention and fairplay by Manisha OverPowers:
The RIG who ragged me!(and the rest of the IG guys). But
Dr. Evil and his goons will be back!! Groovy baby, yeahhhh! |
