WAYNE'S WORLD 2
 
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2FRIENDS.WAV And Wayne told two friends and they told two friends...and so on and so on. 29.6kb
7STYLES.WAV Wayne: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "I know all seven animal styles: the crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey." 22.4kb
ANIMAL.WAV Garth: [IN CAREY GRANT VOICE] "Good morning, darling. I trust you slept well. I hope I wasn't too much of an animal." 16.3kb
BEATSHOE.WAV Dell: "I had to beat them to death with their own shoes." 9.03kb
CRACK.WAV Dell: "...didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the indian's bottom...?" 46.1kb
GRTAMRCA.WAV Wayne: "...but...I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter, ch'yeah!" 41.4kb
HEATHER.WAV Wayne: "Garth, it's Heather Locklear, and she's signaling to us! There is a God.  
Garth: "Heather be thy name."  
Wayne and Garth: "Schwiiiiiiiiiiing."
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HORNAY.WAV Honey Hornay: "I'm Honey...Hornay."  
Garth: "Nice to meet you, Miss Horny."  
Honey: "That's, Hor-NAY, it's French."  
Garth: "Oh, okay...Miss Hor-nay."
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IMPRESED.WAV Jeff: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "Hahahahahahaa. Wayne, you have impressed me. You are worthy of my daughter. Hahahahahahaa." 18.1kb
LEPRECHN.WAV Wayne: "Garth, I'm the leprechaun!"  
Garth: "Cool it, okay?"  
Wayne: "I'm the leprechaun!"  
Garth: "Stop it, alright?!"  
Wayne: "Don't try and steal me pot o' gold."
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NUTBAR.WAV Dell: "In the event of capture I will personally distribute cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so. Any questions?"  
Garth: "Yeah, I have a question. When did you turn into a nut bar?" 
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PRPR2DIE.WAV Jeff: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "Very well...if that is your custom...prepare to die." 10.3kb
PUBES.WAV Wayne: "Oh, I almost forgot, this year Garth finally got pubes."  
Garth: "You didn't tell em about my pubes, did ya?"  
Wayne: "Nooo...of course not."
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SHINDIG.WAV Wayne: "When we first had this idea of putting on this shindig we didn't know if anyone would come. But, look, you're all here, pitching in. I promised myself I wouldn't cry." 34.4kb
SPHINCTR.WAV Garth: [CLEARS THROAT] "A sphincter says what?" 10kb
SWORD.WAV Jeff: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "Your tongue is quick, but how are you with a sword?"  
Wayne: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "Oh no."
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VOICES.WAV Glen: "I wish to God that somebody would do something to block out the voices in my head for five minutes. Voices that scream over and over; 'Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?" 
Wayne: "Okay..."
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WEAPONS.WAV Dell: "...I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons." 45.5kb
WHOISHE.WAV Wayne: "Who are you?" 
Jim Morrison: "I'm Jim Morrison" 
Wayne: "Cool, who is he?" 
Jim Morrison: "A weird, naked indian."
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