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2FRIENDS.WAV | And Wayne told two friends and they told two friends...and so on and so on. | 29.6kb |
7STYLES.WAV | Wayne: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "I know all seven animal styles: the crane, the stag, the horse, the tiger, the bat, the rat, the monkey." | 22.4kb |
ANIMAL.WAV | Garth: [IN CAREY GRANT VOICE] "Good morning, darling. I trust you slept well. I hope I wasn't too much of an animal." | 16.3kb |
BEATSHOE.WAV | Dell: "I had to beat them to death with their own shoes." | 9.03kb |
CRACK.WAV | Dell: "...didn't you think it was a trifle unnecessary to see the crack in the indian's bottom...?" | 46.1kb |
GRTAMRCA.WAV | Wayne: "...but...I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter, ch'yeah!" | 41.4kb |
HEATHER.WAV | Wayne: "Garth, it's
Heather Locklear, and she's signaling to us! There is a God.
Garth: "Heather be thy name." Wayne and Garth: "Schwiiiiiiiiiiing." |
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HORNAY.WAV | Honey Hornay: "I'm
Honey...Hornay." Garth: "Nice to meet you, Miss Horny." Honey: "That's, Hor-NAY, it's French." Garth: "Oh, okay...Miss Hor-nay." |
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IMPRESED.WAV | Jeff: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "Hahahahahahaa. Wayne, you have impressed me. You are worthy of my daughter. Hahahahahahaa." | 18.1kb |
LEPRECHN.WAV | Wayne: "Garth, I'm
the leprechaun!" Garth: "Cool it, okay?" Wayne: "I'm the leprechaun!" Garth: "Stop it, alright?!" Wayne: "Don't try and steal me pot o' gold." |
24kb |
NUTBAR.WAV | Dell: "In the event
of capture I will personally distribute cyanide capsules to be placed
under the tongue like so. Any questions?" Garth: "Yeah, I have a question. When did you turn into a nut bar?" |
40.7kb |
PRPR2DIE.WAV | Jeff: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "Very well...if that is your custom...prepare to die." | 10.3kb |
PUBES.WAV | Wayne: "Oh, I almost
forgot, this year Garth finally got pubes." Garth: "You didn't tell em about my pubes, did ya?" Wayne: "Nooo...of course not." |
35.4kb |
SHINDIG.WAV | Wayne: "When we first had this idea of putting on this shindig we didn't know if anyone would come. But, look, you're all here, pitching in. I promised myself I wouldn't cry." | 34.4kb |
SPHINCTR.WAV | Garth: [CLEARS THROAT] "A sphincter says what?" | 10kb |
SWORD.WAV | Jeff: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE]
"Your tongue is quick, but how are you with a sword?"
Wayne: [IN "DUBBED" VOICE] "Oh no." |
9.79kb |
VOICES.WAV | Glen: "I wish to God
that somebody would do something to block out the voices in my head for
five minutes. Voices that scream over and over; 'Why do they come to me
to die? Why do they come to me to die?" Wayne: "Okay..." |
33.6kb |
WEAPONS.WAV | Dell: "...I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons." | 45.5kb |
WHOISHE.WAV | Wayne: "Who are you?"
Jim Morrison: "I'm Jim Morrison" Wayne: "Cool, who is he?" Jim Morrison: "A weird, naked indian." |
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